Author: Mike Gold

D2DVD REVIEW: The Film Crew

D2DVD REVIEW: The Film Crew

 

Okay, I admit it. I’m still a fan of [[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]], the long-running teevee series that featured four robots and a loser riffing on a couple hundred B-flicks… if you’re feeling particularly generous about that “B” part. Michael J. Nelson, Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy were among the show’s writers and producers. They were also performers – Corbett with the eighth season, Murphy with second season. Nelson, who was head writer from the start, played odd parts for the first four seasons and took over the lead when creator Joel Hodgson left the show at the beginning of season five. The show ran from 1988 through 1999 and begat a feature film.

And I miss it a lot. Particularly after a presidential press conference.

So it was with missed emotions that I popped the first D2DVD by The Film Crew, [[[Hollywood After Dark]]], into my machine. This can’t possibly be as cool as Mystery Science Theater 3000, I thought. And I was only barely right. Nelson, Corbett and Murphy did what they do best: use a contrived reason to sit in a darkened theater and make jokes about a really horrible movie… but without the trademarked silhouette.

If the phrase “sexy Rue McClanahan” sounds like an oxymoron, Hollywood After Dark certainly provides the proof. It is perfectly horrible; it was made for Nelson, Corbett and Murphy to eviscerate. They were fully up to the task, and since the three were also the voices of the featured riffers in MST3K’s last three seasons, if you close your eyes it seems a lot like the original. They only have about half the number of writers, so the material isn’t quite as sharp.

The presentation was bisected by one studio bit, and here’s where I’m having a hard time shaking off MST3K. The ‘Bots had wonderfully wacky and occasionally evil personalities; the Film Crew enjoys its work and is perfectly fine with their environs. No tension, at least not in this first offering.

Shout! will be releasing three more Film Crew D2DVDs this year, and I suspect they’re already looking at their orders and deciding if there will be more. I have great confidence in the Film Crew, and Hollywood After Dark was a good if not great first offering. They will settle comfortably in their new roles.

I recommend this to my fellow MSTies. Yeah, there’s no ‘Bots. Deal with it.

Comics Store Owner Busted For Murder

Comics Store Owner Busted For Murder

Sadly, it’s not the title of a Margret Truman thriller.

According to reporter Patrick Buchnowski of the Johnstown PA Tribune-Democrat, the owner of Comics World in Windber PA  has been charged with execution-style murder of his wife  that happened 17 years ago. Michael Ralph George was charged by police in Clinton Township, Mich., with killing his then-wife, Barbara Marie George, in July 1990. The 32-year-old’s body was found by customers in the back of the couple’s Michigan store (also Comics World ) and $30,000 worth of comic books were taken. Police assumed the killer was familiar with classic comic books and the trading card industry because of the value of the items taken.

Barbara Marie George died of a single shot to the head from a .38-caliber gun after closing the store to prepare a surprise birthday party for husband, then 30, according to The Macomb Daily. The couple had two small children.

Thanks to Jamie Graham for the story.

MIKE GOLD: Only Reliable No More

MIKE GOLD: Only Reliable No More

Well, going to the supermarket isn’t going to be much fun any more.

No doubt you’ve heard about the demise of the print version of The Weekly World News. It billed itself as the world’s only reliable newspaper, and it certainly was that. It was also one of the best-written newspapers in America.

The Weekly World News was a hoot. Its headlines always brought a smile to my face, and on more than one occasion I would be found laughing out loud while waiting in line at the Stop and Shop. No matter how outrageous the premise, each story was written absolutely straight, as though Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden actually had a child or we really had space aliens in the Senate.

Well, maybe that last one wasn’t so reliable. That could be true, I guess.

Quite a number of people who had been in the comics business, including ComicMixers Robert Greenberger and Ric Meyers, were either on staff at the WWN or were regular contributors. The paper also published comics by Ernie Colón, Craig Boldman, Mike Collins, Danielle Corsetto, and Sergio Aragonés. We hadn’t seen such a line-up of first-rate comics talent in a weekly newspaper since Grit stopped running Steve Canyon, Mandrake The Magician, Archie and Blondie.

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Bender’s Back!

Bender’s Back!

At last, the first of the new Futurama productions is about to be released… and just in time for Christmas cheer!

On November 27th, a D2DVD entitled Bender’s Big Score will precede Futurama’s return to Adult Swim. The plot is simple: our heroes have to save Earth from nudist alien Internet hustlers. In order to do this, they must solve the secret of time travel – a mission that requires close inspection of Fry’s, ah, butt.

So, of course, Al Gore joins the Futurama cast in the made-for-video movie, along with Sarah Silverman and Coolio.

The D2DVD boasts the usual assortment of bells and whistles, including a new episode of the series complete with futuristic commercials.

Back to the Spidey?

Back to the Spidey?

A while ago we told you Amazing Spider-Man was going thrice-weekly and Sensational and Friendly were being canned. Some scoffed, some reached deeper into their pockets, and ultimately (and quite recently) Marvel confirmed. Now they’ve announced their creative team.

Since just about the only single writer/artist duo alive that can handle producing 72 pages a month is Stan Lee and Steve Ditko and Steve isn’t interested in returning to his co-creation, four writers (Bob Gale, Marc Guggenheim, Dan Slott and Zeb Wells) and four pencillers (Chris Bachalo, Phil Jimenez, Salvador LaRoca, Steve McNiven) will be handling Amazing. They will work together to provide seamless on-going story arcs, sort of the way DC did 52 – but, hopefully, in a fashion that provides interesting stories.

If the name Bob Gale rings a bell, he’s the guy who co-wrote and co-produced the Back To The Future movies. The Albany Park, Chicago writer (hey, I grew up there at the same time) has some comics writing credits, including Batman, Ant-Man, and Daredevil.

I still say Marvel should bite the bullet and make Amazing Spider-Man a weekly.

Dial B For Blog Returns

Dial B For Blog Returns

We’ve talked about a couple of my favorite websites – the on-vacation Dial B For Blog and it’s Shadow, Dial B For Burbank. Well, I’ve been informed that Robby Reed will indeed come back from the dead! How do I know? Because I got a press release telling me so. To wit:

New issues of DIAL B FOR BLOG will begin in September, starting with a three-part, history-making SECRET ORIGINS series! But how will Robby Reed come back from the dead? And whose origin will Robby reveal? Visit www.dialbforblog.com on September 1st to find out!

Robby leads me to believe that his return shot will revolve around the Dynamic Darknight Dark Knight. Until its return next month, catch up on the back issues. You’ll be glad you did!

Superman Meets Superboy

Superman Meets Superboy

Dean Cain, teevee’s second on-going Superman and the fourth in the cape, will be guest-starring on Smallville in the role of the murderous Dr. Curtis Knox.

Previous Smallville guest-stars included Christopher Reeve, Margot Kidder (both, of course, from the Warner Bros. movie series) and Wonder Woman‘s Lynda Carter. The former star of Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman will appear in the fourth episode of the season seven, according to Variety.

The Truth About San Diego

The Truth About San Diego

Dirk Deppy’s ¡Journalista! opens today with the following quote:

“We’ve put up the superheroes and now we’re on to the people with actual talent.”

San Diego Mayor Jerry Sanders, looking forward to American Idol.

Mr. Sanders is an asshole.

While in San Diego last week, ComicMix podcast producer Mike Raub and I did a quick estimate on the minimum amount of cash the San Diego Comic-Con pumped into the local economy. With 140,000 in attendance, most of whom staying in hotels, using taxis and public transportation, going to parties, using convention facilities, doing a bit of shopping, paying local and state taxes and dining at local restaurants during the four day show, we estimate comics fans spent a minimum of an eighth of a billion dollars in Mr. Sanders’ town – and most likely more than twice that.

What did we get for our money, outside of the Comic-Con itself? Hotel service that was indifferent at best (hotels were sold out; some folks had to commute in from damn near the Mexican border), and lousy restaurant food with incredibly rotten service. I go to over a half-dozen conventions each year, and never was I treated worse than I was in San Diego last week. Mr. Sanders’ city simply sucks.

Then again, if Sanders thinks American Idol candidates have "actual talent," his head’s so far up his ass he probably thinks the food at the Blarney Stone smells good.

Flintstone, Teletubbies Kidnapped…

Flintstone, Teletubbies Kidnapped…

Here’s a story that speaks for itself. From today’s Chicago Sun-Times PM Edition: "Josef Stalin, Adolf Hitler and Franklin D. Roosevelt are missing their clothes and Fred Flintstone and the Teletubbies are just plain missing after a raid on wax figures owned by Ireland’s National Wax Museum. At least 50 figures were stolen or wrecked several weeks ago, the museum reported today."

Tomorrow… they eat … brains…

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Anime, Manga Bites The Big Apple

Anime, Manga Bites The Big Apple

New York City has a lot of things, but not everything. Whereas this will come as a shock to some Big Appleites, perhaps their outrage will be softened with the news that their hamlet will be honored with its first major anime festival.

The New York Anime Festival will happen December 7 – 9 at various locations in Manhattan, including the always overcrowded, hard-to-get-to Javits Convention Center and, in a brilliant stroke, the ImaginAsian Theater on East 59th Street. That bodes well for a whole lotta screenings, and the location couldn’t be more significant. Kudos.

The show is being run by Reed Communications, the same folks who bring us the horribly managed New York ComicCon. It calls itself a celebration of classic and cutting-edge anime, manga, and Japanese culture, and it’s about time New York got in on the action.

Here’s hoping the show will come off better than their comics show did the past two years.

More info: http://www.nyanimefestival.com/en-us/index.cfm