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Mermaids are amazing and pretty and nice, but you should never, EVER marry one! It’s one disaster after another. Don’t believe me? Well, here read on: Never, ever marry a mermaid, That would not go well.There’s something fishy about a mermaid, That isn’t just the smell! Come and join the fun in the brand new…
Mermaids are amazing and pretty and nice, but you should never, EVER marry one! It’s one disaster after another. Don’t believe me? Well, here read on: Never, ever marry a mermaid, That would not go well.There’s something fishy about a mermaid, That isn’t just the smell! Come and join the fun in the brand new…
Everyone loves llamas! How could you not? They’re cute and cuddly and have those long necks. But there’s more to llamas than meets the eye, especially if, for some reason, you try to lick one! Never EVER lick a llama, Why? The reasons are immense.Decide NOW not to do it, Don’t sit on the fence….
Everyone loves llamas! How could you not? They’re cute and cuddly and have those long necks. But there’s more to llamas than meets the eye, especially if, for some reason, you try to lick one! Never EVER lick a llama, Why? The reasons are immense.Decide NOW not to do it, Don’t sit on the fence….
Ahhhhh, unicorns. Magical, mystical, mythical, magnificent creatures! But, here’s the thing … you do not want to EVER upset a unicorn! No chance no way no how! You should also never underestimate or unbalance them. It makes them so mad! Here’s just the start of the story: Never EVER upset a unicorn, Because there’s a…
Ahhhhh, unicorns. Magical, mystical, mythical, magnificent creatures! But, here’s the thing … you do not want to EVER upset a unicorn! No chance no way no how! You should also never underestimate or unbalance them. It makes them so mad! Here’s just the start of the story: Never EVER upset a unicorn, Because there’s a…
It’s Halloween, and everybody’s ready to get down and boogie … except for the Boogeyman. But Dracula’s there, and some other monsters too. Unfortunately, one rule of Halloween is this … never EVER Dance with Dracula. That guy’s crazy! Never EVER dance with Dracula, Especially not at night. Because when Dracula is hungry, His dance…
It’s Halloween, and everybody’s ready to get down and boogie … except for the Boogeyman. But Dracula’s there, and some other monsters too. Unfortunately, one rule of Halloween is this … never EVER Dance with Dracula. That guy’s crazy! Never EVER dance with Dracula, Especially not at night. Because when Dracula is hungry, His dance…
As Thanksgiving draws near, we have a lot to be thankful for, but one thing we should always be thankful for is this … we didn’t tickle a turkey! Why? Well, you should never EVER tickle a turkey! It leads to disaster! Here’s one stinky reason it’s not good: And finally, the most serious reason,…
As Thanksgiving draws near, we have a lot to be thankful for, but one thing we should always be thankful for is this … we didn’t tickle a turkey! Why? Well, you should never EVER tickle a turkey! It leads to disaster! Here’s one stinky reason it’s not good: And finally, the most serious reason,…
As Christmas draws near, reindeer have some fun in store: You get out of the bin and run again, You won’t be beaten that easy. But Donner puts eggnog in your water, And now you’re feeling queasy! Follow the journey in this brand new Never Ever book, created by the bestselling author of the How…
As Christmas draws near, reindeer have some fun in store: You get out of the bin and run again, You won’t be beaten that easy. But Donner puts eggnog in your water, And now you’re feeling queasy! Follow the journey in this brand new Never Ever book, created by the bestselling author of the How…
