Limericks & Verse

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  • Mike Hunt: Smells Like Fish

    Mike Hunt: Smells Like Fish

    $12.99

    Mike Hunt’s name is unusual. It sounds like something else. Clap along with these dope AF rhymes like: Mike Hunt Smells Like Fish Mike Hunt Gets So Hairy Sometimes Mike Hunt Bleeds It Can Be Kinda Scary Mike Hunt Loves to Squirt and Gets Wet Easily Mike Hunt Once Got Crabs And Scratched Endlessly Mike…

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  • Cover image for Swear Word coloring Book Group: Insult coloring book, Adult coloring books

    Swear Word coloring Book Group: Insult coloring book, Adult coloring books

    $8.14

    Special Discount Get your copy right now! Introducing the Swear Word Coloring Book Black Pages.This new best selling adult coloring book is the perfect way to cool down and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Beautiful & Unique Stress Relief Designs To Color Each Coloring Page is designed for Fun…

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  • F**k Off, I'm 50

    F**k Off, I’m 50

    $34.99

    Don’t waste your money on another funny birthday card. Lame. Get her a f**king hilarious BOOK! Hey, you! Go delete that humorous wine glass from your shopping cart. (Pssst. Your friend turning 50 already has a dozen of them.) Know what she doesn’t have? A poetic license to tell everyone to f**k off. Get her…

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  • Cover image for Santa's Brother Sandy Saves Christmas

    Santa’s Brother Sandy Saves Christmas

    $24.99

    Sandy was having the time of his life in Bali. He was living the care-free island life, surfing, and hanging out on the beach with his friends. He was so content that he had almost forgotten about Christmas. That is, until he got a call from someone he hadn’t heard from in years…his big brother…

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  • Santa's Brother Sandy Saves Christmas

    Santa’s Brother Sandy Saves Christmas

    $13.99

    Sandy was having the time of his life in Bali. He was living the care-free island life, surfing, and hanging out on the beach with his friends. He was so content that he had almost forgotten about Christmas. That is, until he got a call from someone he hadn’t heard from in years…his big brother…

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    Crump the Cat

    $12.99

    Told in rhyming verse, Crump is an orange tomcat with inherited wealth who is famous for his TV show, the ‘The Appurrentice.’ His fans love Crump’s affluent lifestyle and his bombastic, winner-take-all attitude. When Crump wins the presidency, he promptly turns the world inside out to fit his golden image creating a dystopia where only…

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  • Cover image for Why Daddy Hits Mommy: Kid's Guide To Understanding Alcoholism

    Why Daddy Hits Mommy: Kid’s Guide To Understanding Alcoholism

    $12.00

    Why Daddy Hits Mommy. When dad comes home he wants 2 thinks. A whiskey drink and spotless sinks. Even though your mommy works too. Dad’s domestic labor expectations are askew. Once daddy enjoys drinky three. It’s time for you and mom to flee. To grandmas house, you’d better go. Or mom will suffer several blows….

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  • Wigs, Rigs, and Oddball Gigs: Just Another Silly Nursery Rhyme Story

    Wigs, Rigs, and Oddball Gigs: Just Another Silly Nursery Rhyme Story

    $20.00

    Welcome to Wigs, Rigs, and Oddball Gigs: Just Another Silly Nursery Rhyme Story – a delightfully ridiculous tale told in whimsical, sing-songy verse that children will giggle over and adults will secretly love reading aloud. In the once-perfect kingdom of Dawdlemere Faire, laughter sparkled in the air, suitors showered princesses with gifts, and happy-ever-afters seemed…

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  • Cover image for Dead Babies 9: Colour Version: A Series Of Short Life Stories

    Dead Babies 9: Colour Version: A Series Of Short Life Stories

    $12.00

    Luis Stopped Hanging From The Ceiling Peyton Died From Internal Bleeding Hunter Met His End With A Guillotine Cruz Was Eaten By His Lizard Christine Karma Was Killed By A Sea Shell Climbing A Gate That’s What Killed Danielle Azy Was Amputated By His Angry Lawyer A Head Injury Is How We Lost Sawyer Owen…

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  • Cover image for How Daddy Got An STD: Understanding Safe Sex And Prostitution

    How Daddy Got An STD: Understanding Safe Sex And Prostitution

    $12.00

    Dad goes out every night. After he and mommy fight. What he does we do not know. Mommy says he’s with a hoe. Suddenly dad got a rash. Mommy can’t stop talking trash. In the car and off we go. To the doctor, he must show. His penis has a strange red bump. The hookers…

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  • My Cock and I

    My Cock and I

    $9.99

    You’re sure to get choked up over this tale of two inseparable best friends! My Cock and I is a whimsical short story of a boy and his impressive rooster that may leave more than just your eyes wet. For those who are good with their hands, coloring and activity pages grace the tail end…

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  • Cover image for Misadventures at Margate - A Legend of Jarvis's Jetty

    Misadventures at Margate – A Legend of Jarvis’s Jetty

    $29.99

    This lavishly illustrated facsimile edition comprises a humorous story about the adventures of a 19th century London gentleman visiting the seaside resort of Margate. There he naively befriends a poor ‘vulgar boy’, only to have his trust betrayed… A quaint fable from the Victorian era, or a cautionary tale for modern-day DFLs coming ‘down from…

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