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“This book made me and my kids cry with laughter. Our favourite one was Excuse 32.” ★★★★★ “This book has a quirky sense of humour that will no doubt appeal to fans of Wimpy Kid, Barry Loser and David Walliams. There are 49 interesting excuses including illustrations that range from slightly silly to completely outrageous….
Hungry?… Got a sweet tooth?… Can’t wait till dinner time?… Here’s 49 (extremely silly) ways to reach the Cookie Jar! Join the hilarious adventure of these cheeky kids who will try absolutely anything to get their hands on the Cookie Jar. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle…
Forgotten to do your homework?… Heart pounding in your chest?… No one willing to swap for your lunch money?… Here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not doing your homework! Join the hilarious adventure of these cheeky kids who will try absolutely anything to wriggle away from the menacing teacher stare. With an illustration for each…
Are you bored?… Parents getting on your nerves… again?… Need some verbal ammunition?… Here’s 49 (extremely silly) questions to annoy your parents. Join the hilarious adventure of these naughty kids who will ask absolutely anything to make their parents blood boil. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle…
Is Gym Class on the timetable this week?… Tired of all the mindless exercise?… Don’t like wearing those shorts?… Here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for skipping gym class. Join the hilarious adventure of these mischievous kids who will say absolutely anything to escape the horrors of Gym Class. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt…
Can you hear footsteps getting closer and closer to your bedroom door? . . . Does the clock say one minute to bedtime? . . . Are you definitely NOT tired yet? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for staying up past your bedtime! Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids…
Overslept?… Is your alarm clock bleeping at you disapprovingly?… Can’t think of anything to say when asked the question ‘why are you late’?… Here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for being really late! Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids who will try absolutely anything to get away with being late to class. With an…
Does doing your weekly chores make your stomach churn and your nostils burn? . . . Are your parents constantly chewing your ear off to vacuum the spare room? . . . Is your playstation going to play itself? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not doing your chores! Join the…
Would you like to eat chocolate for breakfast on Christmas Day morning? . . . Do your parents enforce the ‘no presents before 7am’ rule? . . . Struggling to find new ways to hide your brussels sprouts? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for getting the most out of Christmas! Join…
Who doesn’t enjoys having six weeks off school? . . . Do you have some extremely important unfinished business to attend to before school begins again for another mind-numbing year? . . . Put your hand up if you do not want the summer holidays to end? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly)…
Was your candy bag only half full on Halloween last year? . . . Does your sweet vampire tooth come out on a full moon? . . . Need some inspiration for a spooky costume that’ll put a smile on everyone’s face (and your belly too)? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses…
