Welcome to the first Fanboy Guide To Girls Dating Review And Quiz! Judging from the comments and dirty looks I’ve been getting since last week’s column I see that there is a need for this type of high quality help for many of our Fanboy Nation! Fanboy Nation trademark and copyright Michael Davis. You never…
It’s not enough that Strongbad can type with boxing gloves on, apparently he can draw too. Or cut and paste, like so many others do. But we do admire his closing argument: Why can’t you just make a comic? Everyone knows that putting "web" in front of words just makes them crappier…
Wow, the site looks great! I really like those drawing of the columnists that…oh, they’re not there. Well I’m sure if there was an issue, the artist (who knocked himself out taking time out of his VERY busy schedule to draw them, sorry I mean the award winning artist who wrote the curriculum for the…
Some may consider it cruelty to animal companions, some the ultimate tribute. As Hallowe’en approaches once more, Good Housekeeping, of all places, considers pets dressed as Star Wars characters. Sundance here is probably my favorite: "I find your lack of cheezburger disturbing…"
You’ve been to three cook outs, there are no good movies left this season and Jerry Lewis looks just plain scary in HD. So grab the trackball, ‘cuz The Big ComicMix Broadcast has a few things to keep you occupied until Real Life kicks in on Tuesday morning: Jennie Breedon’s Devil’s Panties updates daily right…
For the last two weeks my articles have been light hearted and funny. Well I thought they were funny. I think I’m a funny guy (not in a brokeback way) but in a kind of “That Michael Davis is a funny guy” in a ha-ha kind of way. Now there are plenty of people who…
Call it a hunch, but I don’t think this will be showing up on HBO Family any time soon. From Cracked magazine, pulled from the first issue. If you’re at all familar with Deadwood, then you know it’s obviously not safe for work. Or for kids. Or possibly for your spouse. Or Disney. I mean,…
From The Best Article Every Day, 9 Superpowers You Might Actually Want: Humor ESP. You’ve got a great joke involving St. Peter, a stripper, and a tricycle, but you’re not sure how it will go over with your friend’s new boyfriend, whom you’ve only met once but get the feeling doesn’t really like you. Your…
I’m not going to tell you that I’m an expert on marriages and relationships because that would be a gol-durned lie, but one item of contention seems to pop up regularly between men and women who are cohabiting. Leaving the toilet seat up or down. It may be an issue in same-sex relationships; I don’t…
Baffling News Story of the Day: Dutch children discover and befriend a giant Lego man in the sea. AOL claims that he’s “smiling,” but I’m more familiar with the standard Lego faces than they are – that, my friend, is a smirk, which means this story is not yet done. (Hey, I just had…
So, this drunk walks into a San Diego Pizza Parlor…
Yes, it’s the 60th birthday of Mr. Language Person himself, David Barry Jr. Without his tireless "journalistic" efforts, the world might never know about exploding whales, or how to count to a million billion gazillion, or even what phrases would be good names for a rock band. So let’s all gather round our monitors and…
