Jägermonster

Hey, hyu! If hyu are a schmot person, hyu’re probably already readink Girl Genius by Phil und Kaja Foglio. But hyu might be vonderink, “Hey! How kan Hy schpeak in de liltink tones uf a Jãgermonster? Iz much betta ten pipple!” Vell, vonder no more! Now hyu kan be erudite, vitty, und hendzum too! Chust…