Hey guys, at least this time, Frodo can just drive to Mt. Doom. I mean seriously, it took them like 9 hours of film to walk up to a mountain and drop the damn ring into the volcano. If they were smart, they’d just give it to Jetfire. I mean seriously guys… Frodo walked all…
Possible tag lines? Oh, we got some: Seven Total Strangers Team Up For The Perfect Crime. They Don’t Know Each Other’s Name. But They’ve Got Each Other’s Liscensed Foot Clan Headbands. Four perfect killers. One perfect pizza. Now all they have to fear is Dominos not delivering to the sewers. And of course: Every dog…
WALL*E’S JOURNAL: October 12th, 2085: This planet is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the accumulated filth will foam up and all the politicians will look down and shout “Clean up!”… …and I’ll look up and make some cute little robot sound. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Ka8DnUVEQ Don’t tell me…
It’s disturbing how well the two of these stories can be combined. So let’s see– that means Nervous Rex is Killer Croc in the sequel, and Kelsey Grammer does the voice of the Penguin… but where do we put John Ratzenberger? The Riddler? What do you say, Christopher Nolan? Are you up for rebooting one…
