The Law is a Ass #463: Sherlock Takes the Law for 2000
What makes a Sherlock Holmes story hard to swallow? Find out in THE LAW IS A ASS #463!
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The Law Is A Ass #462: I Parole My Eyes at the Huntress
Ever wonder how supervillains get paroled so easily? Find out one reason why in this week’s The Law Is A Ass!
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The Law is a Ass #461: Green Arrow’s Witness Complication Program
Green Arrow could prove he’s not guilty of murder but won’t provide proof. Could his lawyer provide it anyway? Find out in THE LAW IS A ASS #461!
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The Law Is A Ass #460: Those “For Life” Sentences Are Nonsense
I figured the pilot of “For Life” couldn’t possibly make another mistake until after its first act break. I was wrong. It made another in those first five minutes… then yet another in its sixth.
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The Law Is A Ass #459: THE SHOW WASN’T ACCURATE “FOR LIFE” OR MONEY
Five minutes. Couldn’t ABC’s big new legal drama For Life go just five lousy minutes without a major legal mistake? Is that too much to ask? Yes, ah say yes, it is. Sorry about the bad Foghorn Leghorn impersonation. I had to do a bad Foghorn Leghorn impersonation, because I can’t do a good Foghorn…
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The Law Is A Ass #457: We Play Blind Man’s “Bluff City Law”
There’s wrong, there’s really wrong, there’s Cats the motion picture wrong, there’s wanting to release Cats the Butthole Cut wrong. And then there’s the “Pilot” episode of Bluff City Law. You may not remember Bluff City Law , as the legal drama only aired on NBC in the fall of 2019 for all of 10…
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The Law Is A Ass #455: In An “Almost Family” Way
Okay, here’s the part of our entertainment that no one wants to see; Bob Ingersoll dances. We’re not talking Bob does a Viennese waltz or trips a
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The Law Is A Ass #454: Captain America Says Intern Stage Right
When I was younger, so much, much younger than today, Marvel published an epic called “Secret Empire.” It ran in Captain America for seven months back in 1974 and was a classic. In 2017, not only was I much, much, much older, but Marvel ran another Secret Empire saga. This one ran even more months…
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The Law Is A Ass #453: Supergirl Contracted Stupidity
No, we don’t need the Wayback Machine, today, we can get by with the Halfback Machine. (Be glad it wasn’t the Nickelback Machine.) The last time I wrote about a TV show it was The Wild Wild West, so I needed the Wayback Machine, because, while that show may not date back to when Adam…
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The Law Is A Ass #452: Congress in the X-osphere Had Bad Deport-ment
When is a person not a person? No, not when they are ajar. The answer to the question was at the center of X-Men Gold Vol 2, #9 , “Kitty Goes to Washington” Part 1. (By way of a quick digression, that title is derived from the classic Frank Capra movie Mr. Smith Goes to…
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The Law Is A Ass #451: I Don’t Care How Many Times You Repeat the Adjective, The West Wasn’t That Wild
I watched an old episode of The Wild Wild West the other day; well duh, there haven’t been any new episodes in decades. It was “The Night of the Skulls”, in which James West, intrepid Secret Service agent during the U.S. Grant administration and our hero, shot and killed his intrepid Secret Service partner, Artemus…
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The Law Is A Ass #450: One Can Only Marvel At All The Ms. Takes
I don’t care what you say, 2020 could have been worse. Want proof? Marvel’s Civil War II didn’t come out in 2020, now did it? Ah, Civil War II, the gift that kept on giving, even after we had taken it to the return window. It continued to haunt us in Ms. Marvel Vol 4…
