Disney World Hates Kids!

According to the Associated Press, if you go down to Walt Disney World and want to cop a meal at Victoria and Albert’s, the five-diamond rated restaurant in the Grand Floridian Resort and Spa, you better leave your pre-tens at the hotel. They are not welcome. Or tolerated.

The restaurant manager said that banning young children makes for a better dining experience for adults. Probably so; in fact, I’ll bet banning kiddies from Walt Disney World would make for a better experience for adults. Shorten the lines, too, although they’d have to keep those "you must be THIS tall" signs.

Having never been to Victoria and Albert’s, I don’t know if they have topless dancers in the lounge.