The Barack Obama Action Figure (Made in Japan)

It was inevitable. From a Japanese toy web site— and apparently, Barack Obama doesn’t even need Secret Service protection, he packs his own handgun. And his own street sweeper. And his own katana and wakizashi!

And best of all, since it’s the Japanese, we get to have the Star Wars reference:

Choose your punchline for this blog post:

1. Help us, Obama-Wan… you’re our only hope.

2. Obama’s private meeting with Dick Cheney.