They take up space, demand what they want, and walk away when they’re done.

Those little four-legged icons are the blueprint, and they’ll make sure you know it.

Cats Are Trash Human Beings is a hilarious look at how our feline overlords are living the feminist dream: setting boundaries, refusing to people-please, and sleeping unapologetically through this surreal patriarchy.

Part history lesson, part manifesto, part love letter to every messy, mouthy, magnificent human who’s ever been told they’re “too much,” this book will have you questioning everything you’ve been taught about playing the game called Planet Earth.

So… read it, laugh a little, love it or hate it, and then start channeling your inner trash human being. Fur optional.