Fritz Clantoon’s Super Nature Guide to the Supernatural: A Professional Handbook for the Amateur Monster Hunter….I mean Spotter.

Description

Did you ever wonder if there’s really something lurking under your bed? Ever get that creepy feeling that there’s an unnatural presence standing just behind you? Are you wondering what’s for dinner? This book will help you to answer the first two of those questions. And the answer is yes. Yes there is.Join professional Supernaturalist and thrill seeker Fritz Clantoon on a journey to the darkest places of your imaginings where creatures of all shapes and sizes hide, just waiting for you to discover them. Monsters of all kinds, some too terrifying to even describe in this hastily written summary, are on display within these pages, each with a full write-up and a questionably accurate illustration rendered in glorious black and white. Should you dare to open this book, you will travel around the world with Fritz as your personal guide as he introduces you to a host of hideous creatures by way of his uncomfortably personal, anecdotally-heavy storytelling.Are you courageous enough to seek them out, those things that go bump in the night? Honestly, that’s up to you. This book will give the tools you need if you are brave enough to follow in Fritz’ footsteps and explore the spooky and often dangerous world of the supernatural. Speaking of spooky, it goes without saying that by opening this book you are abdicating all liability should anything happen to you and admonishing Fritz Clantoon and the Clantoon Holding Corporation from any harm, physically, emotionally or spiritually that may occur as a result of using this book improperly. Just covering our bases here. One lawsuit at a time is more than enough to deal with.And by the way, we’re having meatloaf for dinner. Again.