Hilarious Jokes For Fat People (Don’t Get Offended By What I’m Saying)

If I was a cookie I’d be a Whoreo with a lot of creamy white filling to lick out Go Nads, Go Nads, Go Nads…Go Nads, Go Nads, Go Nads…Sunbathing your butthole is the latest wellness trend Influencers swear by: it used to be the anus bleaching but, I say butt now that has been replaced by the sunbathing.The Thanksgiving Turkey said, “I want you to know I was watching porn so I’ll be extra moist.” At a wedding reception I attended recently someone said, “All the married men stand next to the person who has made your life worth living.” The bartender was nearly crushed to death!!!What exactly are CASUAL ENCOUNTERS OF THE ANONYMOUS KIND: Close Encounters of The Third Kindwith humans not Aliens!Playing around with the gerbils: that’s an Urban Myth: who in their right mind wood want a gerbil up their asshole: I surely woodn’tManhunt is a bunch of Trolls trolling each other online looking for hot anonymous sex w/ each other: I think I’m going to find something better to do than cruise for sex online with fat, ugly older men.