The Funny Life of Milo: Gross Stories

The Roman Colosseum. The Pyramids of Egypt. The Leaning Tower of Pizza. Multiply their greatness by the grains of sand in the sea, the stars in the sky and the number of cats on the moon, and it would still not describe the splendor of this amazing new work, which may or may not reveal the very meaning of life itself. Second rate author J.S. Holdaway has created a masterpiece out of first rate rubbish in this long awaited addition to The Funny Life of Milo series.

In the first book, Milo’s mother did not allow him to tell any gross stories. She said, “No way, that’s very inappropriate.” Lucky for you, there’s a sequel! It’s kind of strange. The stories are silly. He’s a little bit odd. Welcome to The Funny Life of Milo: Gross Stories. And yes, it is gross. But not too gross. Just gross enough to be called “Gross Stories.” Unless you’re a mom or dad. Then it hopefully falls into some sort of gray area. With colorful illustrations and clever wordplay, this early reader series builds vocabulary in a fun and engaging way. Contains seven gross stories each rated 5 stars by me, the author. Length: 36 pages.