…So after the power outage, my house reverted into a tribalist confederacy and it was up to me to reunite the kingdoms that spawned throughout the house. I conquered the house room by room until I faced off against King Dad in the living room, and with his defeat I became the new king and…
Why Science Fiction Writers are Like Porn Stars from io9. Our list: First you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money. You can look like Ron Jeremy and still have a good career. Each of them lust after phallic objects; in the case…
In Lone Justice, we presented the story of a superhero whose millionaire secret identity fell on hard times during what is politely termed an economic downturn. Well, according to this vacation rental listing on Trip Advisor, Lone Justice isn’t the only fellow having problems: Situated in the grand expanse of the Thomas and Martha Wayne…
With Thor coming out on DVD and Blu-Ray today, it’s time for another installment of “How It Should Have Ended”:
It’s the first night of the convention proper… …which means it’s the start of all the parties… …which means it’s the start of free booze flowing… …which means a lot of people think that they’re the Doctor’s, ahem, companion… …which means it’s time for Comic-Con Hookup Bingo! Special points if you find “The Chosen One”….
It’s not real until it’s been confirmed by America’s Finest News Source™: ‘Green Lantern’ To Fulfill America’s Wish To See Lantern-Based Characters On Big Screen
In honor of the new smoking bans going into effect today across New York City, we present this clip featuring C-3PO and R2-D2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWQgktBR6-w And yes, we know they misspelled “galaxy”.
We got tired of Superman getting all the Christian metaphors, so we’re showing you a secular Easter story… the origin of Batman, re-enacted with marshmallow Peeps. We could call it “You’re the Easter Batman, Brucie Wayne!” The only thing missing is a Bob Kane signature, and don’t think Kane wouldn’t have tried to get it…
…unfortunately, I couldn’t tell if the driver was a redhead.
Yes, we’ve had one of those days too. Wake me up tomorrow, please.
This does, however, require a retort… (warning: audio not entirely safe for work) Artwork via Phil Noto.
We previously talked about Charlie Sheen as Batman, but it’s been decided to go with someone a little more stable in the part: In tense negotiations, the U.S. State Department agreed to grant the North Korean leader the role of Gotham’s Dark Knight Detective. via The Onion News Network.
