Only In New York…
Optimus Prime gets a parking ticket in New York City during the Toy Fair. Choose your punch line: That’s really keeping in character. Robots in disguise, indeed. Bloomberg is really trying to get revenue. Hat tip: io9.
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Monday Mix-Up: Where Do You Start…?
A much more literal mix-up than usual… and way, way, way too many levels of wrong. Originally sent around with the caption “How To Piss Off Nerds” and boy, is that spot on. Link: thisbodysfabric.tumblr.com
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Galactus versus Charlie Sheen
Galactus vs. Charlie Sheen, from the very warped mind of Ty Templeton. Seriously, can’t you just imagine Stan Lee writing this?
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Monday Mix-Up: Stephen Fry, Klingon Warrior
Because… well, when I think Klingon Warrior, I immediately think, “Of course, that’s just the role for Stephen Fry.” Via The New Adventures of Stephen Fry. Hat tip to Allyn Gibson.
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What If… White Tiger Fought The Wendigo in a Snowstorm?
We have a picture here: Also known as the space between panels, or: the view from our windows. Bear with us while we dig out here. If you don’t see us in a few hours, send huskies. And we don’t mean UConn basketball teams.
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Monday Mix-Up: The Monsters You Could Smell Like
A two-fer here. One monster: Two monsters: The second one is from the marvelous little webcomic Gods Playing Poker, which I highly recommend. Go read it.
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Monday Mix-Up: ‘Comic Sans Man’
The unholy melding of bad comic book superheroics and bad comic book lettering… Never has the phrase “Will he save the world… or destroy it?” seemed so apt.
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The latest Pixar-Marvel Crossover: Bullseye!
Marv Wolfman writes: A few weeks back on Twitter, referring to Toy Story 3, writer Gail Simone made a funny comment on Bullseye, the horse, and in her deadpan Twitter-humor style referenced Daredevil’s Bullseye. In turn, I wrote back saying whoever created that Bullseye had to be a genius. Needless to say, I created him….
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Monday Mix-Up: Zombie Fitness
I got an IM from a friend recently: “You’ve heard of Zumba, right? Dance fitness?” Me: “Not really… why?” Her: “Somehow, I went from Zumba Fitness to Zombie Fitness. And now I desperately want to see a zombie fitness video.” So this is for you, kiddo.
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Donald Duck Arrested for DWI
Police in Massillon, OH say Donald Duck repeatedly backed-up and struck the car in front of him while waiting at a drive-through pizza line. Officers say when they arrived on the scene, Duck, 51, reeked of alcohol and when he opened the car door a bag of pot fell out of the front seat. Duck…
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Because He’s the G*****n Batman, That’s Why!
You gotta wonder what he was smuggling under that cap… From VeryDemotivational.
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Avatar Goes Blue
I didn’t see Avatar, but I’ll bet you a boatload of lawyers will be seeing its X-rated sequel this fall. Larry Flynt’s Hustler porn empire just finished making what is said to be the most expensive porn flick in history, and it’s called This Ain’t Avatar XXX, and, of course it’s in 3-D. Perhaps they…
