So Long and Thanks for the Fish(man)
A few weeks ago, I started laying out hints. The times they are a changinā Iād said. And then I got all mushy about my readership and spot here at ComicMix. And perhaps youāve noted a theme with the recent bows by Michael Davis and EIC Mike Gold. Well, who am I to buck the trend?
My friends, this will be my last column at ComicMix.
Iāve said it before, but it bears repeating: I truly have loved writing in this space (and ComicMix at large) now for 7+ years. Being able to declare that I shared a blog with comic book legends is something I never took lightly. And that some of these legends have sat across from me to break bread and talk shop ā all the while my inner fan boy was screaming himself hoarse ā is something I still barely fathom. Let me take you all backā¦
In 2008, Unshaven Comics had just published our first book, The March: Crossing Bridges In America. While we were proud as hell that weād completed it, we were terrified that presenting it on the same convention floor as cape-and-cowl comics would bury us alive in mediocrity. Enter Linda Gold. She listened to our meager pitch, and her eyes lit up. She grabbed a copy, and our business card, and vowed to return. Enter Mike Gold. He dropped his card (and plenty of names of folks he worked with), and said to āstay in touchā.
Soon thereafter, I posted in the comment section of ComicMix for the better part of two months. I tried my damndest to be witty, intelligent, relevant, and engaging. Near the holiday season of 2008, Mike sent me an email. He wanted to do lunch. The rest, they say, is history.
But itās way more than that. Itās my history. Over the course of my columns here I have gotten married, become a home owner, and a father ā twice. But I, perhaps for the last time here⦠digress.
Perhaps you may be asking through choked sobs āb-b-b-bu-but w-wu-whyā¦?ā My reasons are many, and cryptic. If I learned anything from my tenure here from Mike and Glenn, is to always leave people with more questions than answers. Nervous yet? Iād sure be.
Iām lying, kiddos.
As it stands, Iāve not purchased a weekly comic book in over 2 years. And Iāve literally no inclination to start again. Through TV shows, movies, and graphic novels picked up at the conventions Unshaven Comics and I frequent⦠I get my fix of sequential fiction just fine. But my specific loves now has grown to a much wider scope. Itās time to broaden my horizons. As Mike mentioned in his denouement, Adriane Nashās Pop Culture Squad will soon become my weekly home for my snarky scribbles. Iāll look forward to seeing yāall there. And beyond my written words, youāll soon be able to hear my dulcet tones on two monthly podcasts ā covering Unshaven Comicsā comings and goings, and my unabashed love of professional wrestling.
So, to you all here within the sound of my keyboard, I leave you with some parting thoughts:
If I ever angered you with an opinion? Iām still right, and youāre still wrong.
If I ever made you laugh? Damn straight I did. Iām funny as hell.
If I ever made you think? Good. Do it more often.
If I ever inspired you? Even better. The world needs more creativity in it.
Iāll see each and every one of you soon. Be it here, there, or everywhere. Just keep your eyes open, ears perked, and fingers clicking when you see my name. And far be it from me to deny myself a bit of an indulgence. I take my bow citing lyrics I deem apropos. So long my friends⦠and thanks for all the Fish, man.
At the end of the tour
When the road disappears
If there’s any more people around
When the tour runs aground
And if you’re still around
Then we’ll meet at the end of the tour
The engagements are booked through the end of the world
So we’ll meet at the end of the tour
And we’re never gonna tour again
No, we’re never gonna tour again



Somewhere around the mid-point of one of the chaotic action sequences in Justice League, a thought echoed in my head. āAvengers was better. I know it was. But why?ā Put a pin in that.
When I noted the efficient assemblage of the titular superteam, it comes couched with a cacophony of caveats. Our introduction to Barry Allen / The Flash seems to speed through his origin in a manner sans-irony given his power set. While heād been on the fringes of Batman v Superman, weāve been granted no real anchor to his character by the time heās donning his car-wreck of a costume. Itās all flashes of awkward Big Bang Theory Sheldonisms smashed on top of tearful angst over the incarceration of Henry Allen. Late in the film, he shares a moment (one of the better exchanges, I should add) with Victor Stone / Cyborg, declaring they are the accidents. But because it comes so late ā during the predictable recuperation of the nearly-defeated team scene (that all superhero team movies need, I guess) ā it just feels like a tacked-on bon mot, instead of a necessary moment of respite.
And then we have Aquaman by way of the Abercrombie shirtless collection. WWEās Roman Reigns, err, Jason Momoa exists as multiverse variant of Arthur Curry so devoid of the traits Iād long associated with the character, I all but abandoned any known factoids of the comic book original minutes into his first scene opposite Bruce Wayne ā who himself was enjoying his take on the Fall Hugo Boss collection. Their shared scene, the one you no doubt saw in the trailers and commercials, sets us up for the Leagueās water-based warrior. Heās a hard-drinking, hard-fighting, surfer-lone-wolf with a pitchfork and a chip on his shoulder. His origin isnāt really told so much as it is scribbled, child-like, on a bar wall, and then half-dialogue-vomited in an appropriately confusing underwater scene. Verily.

This has been an awful year for an awful lot of reasons. Our President is a blowhard buffoon who has only succeeded in raising the collective blood pressure of the people he swore an oath to protect. Hollywood blew up, and it turns out itās full of absolute monsters. That Donald Trump dick is an idiot and attained the highest job in the country, and that some of the most powerful men of media used their position to pray on unsuspecting women and men does not come. Itās just that it all piled up at the same time. So much so that Iām having a hard time finding the silver lining amongst the low-hanging clouds.
Iāve held a steady and stable day job at the same place now two years running.
Yes, you read that right. In 2011, I submitted my very first column to ComicMix. And ever since, I have tried to carve out a tiny little spot on the big world wide web where my specific brand of snark could plant a flag. In 2017, Iāve been able to touch on all my favorite nits to pick. From yelling at DCās Dan Didio for declaring
Can you feel it in the air, kiddos? Whether itās our Presidentās RussiaGate investigation picking off staff members and placing others under house arrest, or the massive movement of that other three-named comic book creator being snagged by their rival comic company. The times? They are aāchangin.ā
In 2000, which Iāll be double-damned was seventeen frigginā years ago, BMB was brought in on a little experimental book Ultimate Spider-Man. The proto-millennial Peter Parker of Bendisās pen was what a generation needed from their comics. He was young, unencumbered by decades of backstory, and full of delicious teen angst. Paired with the artwork of stalwart journeyman Mark Bagley, the book skyrocketed Bendisās name-value into the upper echelons of the modern comic book fandom. And over the course of his career at the house funded by the Mouse, Bendis had amazing runs on Daredevil, The Avengers, Alias, and the X-Men. But you have access to Wikipedia too, so, letās just call it a day with the basics, shall we?
While some would be quick to point out that BMBās clout may not be at the same levels it once was, anyone with a Facebook feed like mine when the announcement dropped surely could argue otherwise. Every comic book fan and creator I know had something to say on the matter. Most all of it was purely positive ā save literally for that one friend who literally canāt say they like anything, ever. But, pardon my French, fuck that guy.












