MICHAEL DAVIS: In The Ghetto
I hate to see stereotypical images of black people, like the thug with the gold teeth who speaks in horrible English:
I was on the way to the crib, you knows wha I’m sayin? When I gots dare tis ho wanted to hang out, you know what I’m saying? You know what I’m saying? You know what I’m saying?
No, I don’t know what you’re saying. Nobody knows what you are saying.
I hate to see large black women with little itty-bitty short skirts and 10 inch nails that hook at the end. I hate to see black men grab their crouches. I hate to see black kids with their pants down to their ankles.
Here’s the thing: these are not stereotypes. I know black people like that. I’m sure you know black people like that, or at least you have seen black people like that.
Hey! Keep your hands away from the “comment” button! I’m about to make a point!
Yes, there are black people who act in the ways I mentioned above. There are also lazy black people, black people who love watermelon, black men who love white women, black men with really large (insert word here) and, yes, there are loud angry black women.
These types of black people do exist. I can’t stand most of that behavior, although I have eaten my share of watermelon and dated my share of white women. I have been lazy; when I was a kid I grabbed my crouch. Lastly, I have said, You know what I’m saying?
You know what I’m saying?
None of the above acts makes up a stereotype. I have seen black people engage in every one of those acts. I myself have engaged in a few.
They become stereotypes when you assume every black person acts in such a manner all the time.
That is just crazy.
To assume that all black people behave like this is simply freakin RIDICULOUS! To think that any race of people behaves in one way as a whole is just madness.
Every race of people has its share of people who are, let’s say “undesirable.” Black people have “niggers,” white people have “white trash,” Latinos have “spics,” Asians have “chinks.” You name the race I’ll tell the stereotypical name. (more…)

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