‘Jew-Jitsu’ Promises to Keep you Safe
Pop culture sees a plethora of imitators. Chicken Soup’s endless variations comes to mind as beating a concept to death. The ones that stand out, that beg for attention, are the ones at the head of the wave.
Will Jew-Jitsu: The Hebrew Hands of Fury be such a trend-setter? We don’t know but we’re awfully amused to be seeing former DC Comics and Weekly World News exec Paul Kupperberg co-writing this tongue-in-cheek self-defense book. Just out from Citadel Press, the 114-page illustrated volume is ostensibly written by Rabbi Daniel Eliezer and promises to show how the tefillin and Tallis can be used as defense weapons.
With clear images from photographer Robert Michael Simses, you can learn how to avoid trouble but when there’s no choice, you’re shown exactly how to find your chai and deliver deadly blows. (See if you can spot ComicMix contributor Ric Meyers in some shots.)
This step-by-step guide takes you through the "Eighteen Forms" of meditation to mastering complex martial arts moves such as "Receiving the Torah," "Throwing of the Star of David" and "The Deadly Punch in the Kishkes."
"The secret to humor," he told the Stamford Times, "is introducing an element of reality that people can relate to, and from there you branch off into crazy."
Kupperberg’s writing is breezy and he thoughtfully provides a glossary for people less than familiar with Yiddish. Heck, there’s even a recipe for Challah bread so what’s not to love. For $12.95, what’s not like?
Let’s wait and see if the Mormons offer up their own self-defense tome.

Since Dark Knight hit the screen, the world of superheroes in film may not be the same again. With the inevitable success of Watchmen in 2009 and many more non-cape-wearing heroes on the way to theaters, we’ve collected just where things lie on some of our favorite Vertigo and WildStorm franchises, and how far we could be to seeing them at the local multiplex. For the super-heroes, see yesterday’s report.
Columbo is one of television’s most beloved characters thank to the sophisticated writing of Richard Levinson and William Link in addition to the performance from Peter Falk. The rumpled detective appeared for seven seasons on the NBC Sunday Mystery Movie and then returned for a series of telefilms in the late 1980s.
It proved to be a light weekend for the movies, hampered by Halloween being on a Friday. Disney’s High School Musical 3: Senior Year repeated in the number one slot, with $15 million despite having very slow Friday numbers as the audience went trick or treating.
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The passage of time sometimes seems like a dream when reflecting back, which is appropriate when you realize that it’s been 20 years since Neil Gaiman, along with a host of brilliant artists, first introduced the world to The Sandman and created a series that is considered required reading by many.
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Warner Home Video announced Doctor Who – Key To Time: Special Edition will be released on March 3, 2009. This was the series’ 16th season and featured a year-long storyline that saw the fourth Doctor, Tom Baker, seek the six segments forming the Key to Time. Although previously released on DVD, this will be a thoroughly upgraded edition for collectors and fans.
Better start your 2009 Christmas letter to Santa now because you’re going to want The Beatles video game.
