The Best Fake “Dark Knight Rises” Spoilers

by Glenn Hauman · July 20, 2012

Ah, Internet. Even if one doesn’t want to be spoiled for The Dark Knight Rises, you can still keep us entertained. Here, we present the best #FakeDarkKnightRisesSpoilers from Twitter… including, of course, a few of our own. (What? You’re not following us on Twitter already?)

Batman catches Alfred reading “50 Shades of Grey” alone in the Batcave. #fakedarkknightspoiler

— Jimmy Fallon (@jimmyfallon) July 18, 2012

https://twitter.com/Melchiorre/status/226187662481035266

https://twitter.com/Mr_Darling/status/225729143252336640

Thomas and Martha Wayne faked their deaths. #fakeDarkKnightRisesSpoiler

— ComicMix (@comicmix) July 20, 2012

https://x.com/JayGorm/status/226180250327982080

The Nolan Trilogy is all a huge prequel to 2004's 'Catwoman' #fakedarkknightspoiler #inception

— Cameron Rogers (@2plus2make4) July 20, 2012

Darkseid appears in a post-credits sequence, right next to Super Turtle. #fakeDarkKnightRisesSpoiler

— ComicMix (@comicmix) July 20, 2012

all the characters are actually dead and Gotham city is a moving island with a polar bear and a smoke monster #fakedarkknightspoiler

— Christopher Mychael Watson (@CMychaelW) July 19, 2012

https://twitter.com/Mathias829/status/226189401141682176

The entire thing was dreamed up by Bat-Mite. #fakeDarkKnightRisesSpoiler

— ComicMix (@comicmix) July 20, 2012

@jimmyfallon @LateNightJimmy Batman defeats Bane using his secret weapon: his batnips #fakedarkknightspoiler pic.twitter.com/qUVmbYZc

— Rachel ♣ (@DougieDancing) July 19, 2012

Oh, it appears Jimmy Fallon did this for his own purposes as well…