Author: Glenn Hauman

Happy 1000th comic, Peter David!

feazellpadredo-5735330Peter David notes on his blog that according to Corey Tacker, keeper of Peter’s bibliography with a completism that borders on mania, this month’s Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man marks his 1000th comic book published. For those of you scoring at home (or even if you’re alone) that comes out to about 40 comic books out a year.

Congratulations on reaching such a huge milestone. Now what do you get for a gift, other than a new keyboard?

Peter will need that new keyboard soon, as he’s going to take over writing She-Hulk as of #22.

Daniel Robert Epstein, 1975-2007

Just heard about the tragic loss of Daniel Robert Epstein, one of the most prolific comics bloggers and journalists, dead at the age of 31.

Daniel was one of the highest traffic bloggers, both incoming and outgoing traffic– I saw his postings from Newsarama to UGO to a link somebody sent to– he was just there a lot. Estimates of the number of interviews he did ran into the thousands. He knew his stuff going into the interview, and it made for interesting questions all around.

He’ll be missed. Our condolences go out to his wife Andrea and his family and friends.

Happy birthday, George Perez!

There are artists who skimp on backgrounds, and there are artists who put in extra stuff in the backgrounds. And then there are guys who put so much extra stuff in that you go blind looking at every little piece and you need a key to find it all.

And then there’s George Pérez.

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A happy birthday to one of the most generous guys in the business, the guy who made more kids go "whoa, I wanna draw like that!" than anybody I can think of. If you feel like giving a present, why don’t you make a contribution to The Hero Initiative, where George is the co-chair of the Fund Disbursement Board?

Daredevil’s worst day? Wait until dark…

waituntildark-1636337dd98pg02-7857451Johanna Draper-Carlson picks up on what was bugging me about this PR piece from Marvel about Daredevil #98:

Received in email under the subject line “Will Daredevil’s Wife Survive?”

Karen Page. Elektra. All the women Matt Murdock has loved have been violently taken from him, victims of unspeakable tragedies and in Daredevil #98, his wife Milla Donovan may be next! The Gladiator has returned, more enraged and brutal than ever, with one purpose in mind: making Matt Murdock suffer! With the defender of Hell’s Kitchen in police custody and the Gladiator alone with a terrified Milla, things aren’t looking good for the wife of Daredevil…and history isn’t on her side either. The penultimate chapter of “To The Devil, His Due” will have huge ramifications for Daredevil as he races towards the milestone Daredevil #100.

The Eisner-nominated team of Ed Brubaker, Michael Lark, and Stefano Gaudiano continue to earn acclaim for their run on Daredevil. “Brubaker, Lark, and Gaudiano tell a gripping tale that moves at a frenetic pace,” said Richard Renteria of Newsarama.Com, who also praised the series as one “that never slows down the story and makes the reader feel as if they are in for the ride of their lives.” …

With his wife’s life in peril and seemingly no way to reach her, Daredevil may be headed for the worst day in life. One thing’s for sure—by the end of this issue, no one’s going to be the same!

Daredevil’s worst day? What about Milla’s? Oh, don’t mind her, she’s not the title character, she’s just something to be fought over.

I really admire Marvel’s cahones… not only are they selling a book based on “the woman might die!”, they start off by pointing out how many times they’ve used the same plot point before with this character…. I can’t decide which is stupider, the tasteless emphasis on killing the wife or the repetitiveness of how stale this feels.

It is stale… in this case, it’s lifted straight out of Wait Until Dark, right down to Milla’s Audrey Hepburn-esque hairdo. But yes, as bad as it is for Jack Bauer, it’s not nearly as bad as it is for Teri Bauer. Remember her?

Rewriting Spider-Man 3

Tom The Bomb has some interesting ideas on what should have been in Spider-Man 3, along with many of the problems in the film:

  • They did it AGAIN. Sandman is a criminal just to raise cash for his sick daughter? Geez, why don’t they just pit Spidey against Robin Hood? Maybe the Dalai Lama could become Electro to free Tibet. At least they didn’t make Flint Marko crazy — he’s too good at pulling himself together! (Rim shot) But he’s still too sympathetic.
  • Evil Harry winds up not evil once he sees the error of his ways — that is, once Accomplice Butler Guy reveals something he could have told Harry two movies ago.

What are some of your ideas? Feel free to discuss in comments. And it’s been a month, so it’s a spoiler-friendly zone. You’ve been warned.

Bookstore owner burning his own books

AP via CNN: Tom Wayne has amassed thousands of books in a warehouse during the 10 years he has run his used book store, Prospero’s Books.

His collection ranges from best sellers, such as Tom Clancy’s "The Hunt for Red October" and Tom Wolfe’s "Bonfire of the Vanities," to obscure titles, like a bound report from the Fourth Pan-American Conference held in Buenos Aires in 1910. But when he wanted to thin out the collection, he found he couldn’t even give away books to libraries or thrift shops; they said they were full.

So on Sunday, Wayne began burning his books in protest of what he sees as society’s diminishing support for the printed word.

"This is the funeral pyre for thought in America today," Wayne told spectators outside his bookstore as he lit the first batch of books…. He said he envisions monthly bonfires until his supply — estimated at 20,000 books — is exhausted.

And it hasn’t been all that healthy for things adapted from books either, as we see that ABC has shelved six completed episodes of a series called Masters Of Science Fiction, adapting stories from Robert Heinlein, John Kessel, Harlan Ellison, with Stephen Hawking as host and narrator. All this so we can get things like America’s Bingo Night and Dancing With The Stars.

Sending candy bars to CW to save Veronica Mars

kristenbellleia-1762550Since it worked so well for Jericho, there’s another grassroots campaign in the works – this time, people are sending Mars bars to CW president Dawn Ostroff in an attempt to save Veronica Mars.

The Indian Food Store is collecting many many many Mars bars from around the world and sending them to Ms. Ostroff with a note that reads: "Veronica Mars: More Addictive Than Chocolate! Satisfy our craving for Season 4!" They got over 600 orders in the first three hours, and will probably get many more as the word gets out.

Mmmmm… Kristen Bell and chocolate…. <insert Homer Simpson gurgle here>

Yes, and we’re not above running the picture of Kristen Bell in the Leia outfit to get your attention. If need be, we also have the cheerleader and leather outfits. But only if you save the show.

Hat tip: Lisa Sullivan. For the story only. The photos are mine. Mine, do you hear?!?

Muppet Star Wars Figures Coming

muppetstarwars-5747998Greetings! We here at Muppet Labs have discovered a new way to separate money from your wallet. Using an advanced stimulus-response mechanism called "the Force" and combining it with marketing techniques and a dash of paprika to create the ultimate in licensing tie-ins! My assistant, Beaker, will demonstra– no, no, Beaker, be careful with that lightsaber!

Speaking of stimulus-response, we’ll also be using mice to create versions of these action figures, along with ducks and dogs.

We anticipate great success. This continues with our earlier experiments in turning Muppets into human beings, as witnessed by the transformation of myself, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, into a correspondent and resident expert for The Daily Show