Author: Glenn Hauman

F*** the FCC, say the courts

From AP: An appeals court said a new federal policy against accidentally aired profanities on TV and radio was invalid, noting that vulgar language had become so common that even President Bush has been heard using expletives.

The 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled Monday in favor of a Fox Television-led challenge to the policy and returned the case to the Federal Communications Commission to let the agency try to explain how its policy was not "arbitrary and capricious." The court said it doubted the FCC could.The broadcasters had asked the appeals court last year to invalidate the FCC’s conclusion that profanity-laced broadcasts on four shows were indecent, even though no fines were issued. The FCC said the "F-word" in any context "inherently has a sexual connotation" and can be subject to enforcement action.

The appeals court said some of the FCC’s explanations for its new policy, reversing a more lenient policy in place for nearly three decades, were "divorced from reality." The court noted that even President Bush was heard one day telling British Prime Minister Tony Blair that the United Nations needed to "get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this s—."

FCC Chairman Kevin Martin told The Associated Press that the ruling will make it difficult to impose fines for indecency. "Practically, this makes it difficult to go forward on a lot of the cases that are in front of us," he said. An appeal was being considered, he said.

The FCC found its ban was violated by a Dec. 9, 2002, broadcast of the Billboard Music Awards in which singer Cher used the phrase "F— ’em" and a Dec. 10, 2003, Billboard awards show in which reality show star Nicole Richie said, "Have you ever tried to get cow s— out of a Prada purse? It’s not so f—— simple."

In a majority opinion written by Judge Rosemary Pooler, the appeals court questioned whether the FCC’s indecency test could survive First Amendment scrutiny. "We are sympathetic to the networks’ contention that the FCC’s indecency test is undefined, indiscernible, inconsistent and consequently unconstitutionally vague," she wrote.

Fox Broadcasting praised the ruling, saying "government regulation of content serves no purpose other than to chill artistic expression in violation of the First Amendment." It said viewers can decide appropriate viewing content for themselves, using parental control technologies.

The new policy was put in place after a January 2003 NBC broadcast of the Golden Globes awards show, in which U2 lead singer Bono uttered the phrase "f—— brilliant."

FCC Commissioner Michael J. Copps said the decision was disappointing to him and millions of parents but "doesn’t change the FCC’s legal obligation to enforce the indecency statute." "So any broadcaster who sees this decision as a green light to send more gratuitous sex and violence into our homes would be making a huge mistake," Copps said. "The FCC has a duty to find a way to breathe life into the laws that protect our kids."

Why do we mention this? Well, we’re all really big First Amendment types over here at ComicMix, and Thursday is the 36th anniversary of Cohen vs. California, the Supreme Court ruling that overturned Paul Cohen’s conviction for wearing a jacket that read "F— the Draft", but mainly it’s a great excuse to run this:

Double-takes

Closing open windows — You all know the old chestnut that somewhere out there, your exact double exists? A few of those crossed my inbox today.

First, we have this girl, who seems to be a dead ringer for Joe Michael Linsner’s Dawn:

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And then, via tipster Lisa Sullivan, we have CB2 from JapanProbe, which looks disturbingly like the tinkertoys from I, Robot:

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Sure, they look friendly now. But then comes the hidden commands, and the robot uprisings, and then we have to wait for Magnus to come and save us…

Happy 30th anniversary, Apple II

appleii-2250173Thirty years ago today, the first Apple II went on sale at the West Coast Computer Faire.

It included color, sound, paddles for Pong and Breakout, a 6502 microprocessor running at 1 MHz, 4 KB of RAM, an audio cassette interface for loading programs and storing data, the Integer BASIC programming language built into the ROMs, a video controller that displayed 24 lines by 40 columns of upper-case-only text on the screen, with NTSC composite video output suitable for display on a monitor or on a TV set. The original retail price of the computer was US$1298 with 4 KB of RAM and US$2638 if you went for the maximum whopping 48 KB of RAM.

Not gigabytes, not even megabytes. 48 kilobytes.

By today’s standards, that’s what’s included in a cereal box giveaway. The computer I’m typing this on has a microprocessor that’s over two thousand times faster, with over forty-three thousand times more RAM. And it’s not even top of the line anymore, hasn’t been for almost a year.

What was BookExpo really like? (part 1)

unshelved-7367609For all those people who’ve been wondering what BookExpo was like (assuming you haven’t already read Elayne or Bully) the folks at Unshelved have a handy primer here in PDF form.

And yes, I’ll have more pieces up shortly after I dig out from under all the promotional brochures and advance reader copies. Yee-ikes. And oh, my aching back.

Star Wars & Family Guy preview

From JediInsider.com, we have footage smuggled out from Celebration IV from the upcoming season premiere of Family Guy, where they bash on Star Wars something fierce. See it quick, because I’m sure it’s going to be taken down any minute:

Hat tip: Lisa Sullivan.

Sunday morning blasphemy

drwhosavior-8348310For those of you can’t get a decent morning’s sleep on Sunday morning becasue they are plagued by early morning zealots, but find that it’s a bit much to invoke Cthulhu early in the day, Home On The Strange has now provided you with a new way to deal with them, here and here.

Me, I usually just wait until people notice the swastikas in the tile in the foyer. That usually gets them to leave pretty quickly. If that doesn’t do it, I start explaining that the New Testament is just an Old Testament Gary Sue fan-fic.

Steve Gilliard, 1966-2007

gilliard_sm-7133323One of the most hard-charging bloggers around, Steve Gilliard, has died at the all too early age of 41.

Steve was a veteran of Silicon Alley, having started NetSlaves to chart the underbelly of the new dot-com workforce. Some folks called him the original blogger, before the genre was invented, with his first political commentaries in his frequent comment-posts under his real name at F***edCompany.com in 1999, and thereafter NetSlaves and beyond. He was one of the first guest bloggers on Daily Kos in 2003 and helped with its meteoric growth before starting up his own site, The News Blog. He was one of the earliest bloggers to actually read what was going on in Iraq and see how bad it was going to become.

He’d been in poor health for a while, but it was widely hoped that he would pull through. Many of us at ComicMix read his work regularly, and loved his passion and his take-no-prisoners style– I think I even described it once as, "Think Harlan Ellison, but angry."

Our condolences go out to Jen.

Silver Snail presents the Muppet version of Lord Of The Rings

Silver Snail, the world famous comic shop in Toronto, has put up photos of their most popular window display of the year, entitled "The Muppet Show presents the battle of Ham’s Deep".

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Occasionally, there are no words. Other than "Good heavens, the elf’s a bear!" to which one must reply, "No he’s not, he’s-a wearing a tunic!"

Hat tip: Kathleen David.

Happy 95th Anniversary, Universal

On this day in 1912, Carl Laemmle merged his movie studio, the Independent Moving Picture Company (IMP), with eight others, creating Hollywood’s first major studio, the Universal Film Manufacturing Company — later to become Universal Pictures Company. Universal would unintentionally give gigantic starts to other film companies, like not paying Irving Thalberg enough money to keep him from being lured away to MGM, or by refusing to pay a decent production fee to produce cartoons starring Oswald the Lucky Rabbit to a young up-and-comer named Walt Disney.

But still– any studio that can bring us Frankenstein, Dracula, The Mummy, Abbott and Costello, My Little Chickadee, Harvey, Touch Of Evil, The Sting, American Grafitti, Jaws, Animal House, E.T., Back To The Future, Jurassic Park, Columbo, McCloud, The Rockford Files, Conan, Darkman, They Live, Hulk, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie, and enough Law & Order episodes to choke a horse deserves a round of applause.

We’ll even forgive them for Van Helsing and Howard The Duck.

In that spirit of self-improvement, here’s a little employee video from Universal that you might enjoy.

It was forty years ago today…

sgtpepper-1092473…Sergeant Pepper taught the band to play.

They’ve been going in and out of style,

but they’re guaranteed to raise a smile.

So let me introduce to you,

the act you’ve known for all these years…

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.

Released four decades ago today in the UK and tomorrow in the US. Here’s to John, Paul, George, Ringo, and everybody who appeared on the cover.

(Lyrics copyright 1967 Northern Songs Ltd. After all, it’s only a Northern Song.)