Best headline ever
My favorite story headline was run by the New York Daily News after a bus and subway strike that had crippled the city was resolved over the weekend in time for the start of the work week. The headline: Sick Transit’s Glorious Monday.
But now, the AP has matched it with a story about tightrope performers converging on South Korea to compete for a $15,000 prize by crossing the longest high wire ever, over a half a mile long, suspended over the river in Seoul.

The headline: Skywalkers in Korea cross Han solo.
Hat tip to Tom Galloway.

Nikki Finke at Deadline Hollywood
It’s the ultimate slipper — it’s half good, and half evil.


If John Wayne were a giant robot with a gun, he would be Optimus Prime.
