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MICHAEL DAVIS: Con Man

michael-davis100-6319230When I first moved into my new home it seemed like every single day for a month I received a sales call from a mortgage company. They always asked for a Mr. Fong. When the calls first started I told them politely that I was not Mr. Fong and asked to be put on the Do Not Call list.

The calls kept coming and for a while I was still polite. I mean, I know how these things work. Mr. Fong had my phone number before me and the mortgage companies computer keeps calling the number. What that means is that every time I asked to be taken off the list, who ever I’m talking to simply hangs up the phone without honoring my request.

Fast forward to a few weeks of getting these calls. Now I’m pissed. So the calls went from this:

THEM: Hello, can I speak to Mr. Fong?

ME: There is no one here by that name, please take me off your call list.

To this:

THEM: Hello, can I speak to Mr. Fong?

ME: There is no damn Fong here! Do I sound Asian??? Stop calling me!!

I realized that this company was full of a bunch of idiots who simply don’t care to listen to you. So I devised another tactic. This is the way I handled the next call:

THEM: Hello, can I speak to Mr. Fong?

ME: (With Enthusiasm!) Speaking!

THEM: Mr. Fong, we see you qualify for a reduced mortgage!

ME: (With more enthusiasm!) WOW! GREAT!

THEM: We would like to send someone out to talk to you. When would be a good time?

ME: (With crazy enthusiasm!) NOW!

THEM: We can send somebody out tomorrow. Is this your current address?

I told them no, the address was wrong then I then gave them a fake address in the HOOD!

The next day at around 4 PM I got another call.

THEM: Hello, can I speak to Mr. Fong?

ME: Yes?

THEM: Mr. Fong. Hi. We must have taken down the wrong address. Can we double-check it?

ME: Why do you say that?

THEM: Well sir, the address you gave us is liquor store.

ME: I assumed you must like being drunk because you keep calling me.

THEM: I don’t understand.

ME: I have told you guys a million (bad word) times I was not Mr. (bad word) Fong!

THEM: Who are you?

ME: None of your (bad word, bad word, REALLY bad word) business.

With that, I hung up. I have not gotten any calls since then, so I guess it worked. What does this have to do with this weeks rant? Nothing! I just love that those idiots wasted their time as they have been wasting mine. And maybe this will help others who find themselves in this predicament.

Now for this weeks rant. No! It’s not a rant. This is a total love fest for the San Diego ComicCon International! Sorry Vinnie Bartilucci, you will have to wait until next week to find issues to debate. This week my friend it’s all about the LOVE! (more…)

Comics News & Reviews

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Webcartoonist Dave (Sheldon) Kellett has some thoughts on DC Comic’s Zudacomics initiative.

Comic Book Resources has discovered a “secret” price hike on some Marvel comics – and asked Marvel VP of Sales David Gabriel to explain it.

Comic Book Resources has a feature article — not quite a review, not quite an interview with Jamie McKelvie, but with bits of both – about Suburban Glamor.

St. Louis Jewish Light reviews Harvey Pekar’s The Quitter. (It would be funnier if I said they gave up in the middle, but, unfortunately, the world is not providing easy jokes for me today.)

Comics Reporter reviews Three Very Small Comics, Vol.III.

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Gloria Steinem, movie commentator

steinembig-7303470In a column today on The Huffington Post, Ms. Magazine founder and former Harvey Kurtzman assistant (at Help! Magazine, published by Jim Warren) Gloria Steinem notes the tendency of some to dismiss certain types of movies as "chick flicks."

She says, " … let me appeal to your self-interest as well as your sense of fairness: If the ‘chick flick’ label helps you to avoid the movies you don’t like, why is there no label to guide you to the ones you do like?"

Her solution?  "Prick flicks."  If only.

Big ComicMix Broadcast: The Trouble With Harry

We break up another sticky week with a Big ComicMix Broadcast filled with Pop Culture breezes: Harry Potter is in the theaters and we review the film, plus news on stuff being dumped on your TV this summer, who is talking for Hellboy, some cheap gaming options online AND another step in our Countdown To the San Diego ComicCon plus something from three girls who broke a few music theory rules and used the idea to cash in on the pop charts.

Press The Button before the kid playing HARRY gets any older!

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Son of Harry Potter Mania!

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More Harry Potter news and links for those whose eyes are starting to wander…

The Whittier Daily News uses the release of the Order of the Phoenix movie as a hook to talk to a bunch of local librarians about their preparations for Deathly Hallows.

SaukValley.com epitomizes the small-town paper approach to the Harry Potter hoopla, down to listing the showings of Order of the Phoenix at the local cinema.

The Regina Leader-Post talks to Canadian independent booksellers about the widespread deep discounting on Deathly Hallows, and what that means for their profits.

Salon interviews Order of the Phoenix scriptwriter Michael Goldenberg about adapting that very long and detail-filled book into a shorter and more linear movie.

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If I ran the Zuda

gh_100-4374017CHILI PALMER: You know how to write one of these?

BO: There’s nothin’ to know. You have an idea, you write down what you wanna say. Then you get somebody to add in the commas and shit where they belong, if you aren’t positive yourself. Maybe fix up the spelling where you have some tricky words… although I’ve seen scripts where I know words weren’t spelled right and there was hardly any commas in it at all. So I don’t think it’s too important. Anyway, you come to the last page you write in ‘Fade out’ and that’s the end, you’re done.

CHILI: That’s all there is to it, huh?

BO: That’s all.

CHILI: Then what do I need you for?

— from the GET SHORTY screenplay by Scott Frank, based on the novel by Elmore Leonard

So. Zudacomics.

As many people have reported by now, notably Newsarama and ¡Journalista!, DC Comics is getting into the webcomics business.

People have been asking us what we think about it. After all, ComicMix is filled with expatriates from DC Comics and AOL. Some of our staff have been involved with electronic publishing since the earliest days of the commercial Internet, and have had some of the bigger successes.

The short answer: It looks like it could be a portal for new talent, and God bless — we need all the talent we can find coming into this industry. The long answer? Well, that requires a lot more unpacking. (more…)

Superman’s Only Villain?

236715820_62a6cc8c84-5157448In keeping with the upcoming movie The Dark Knight, the next Superman movie will be titled Man of Steel. The villain…? Aww, you guessed it.

Kevin Spacey told Variety he will be back as Lex Luthor in Superman: Man of Steel. He met with director Bryan Singer and firmed up the deal to star in the movie, which is expected to feature a Michael Dougherty (Superman Returns, X-Men X2) screenplay. Hopefully, Superman: Man of Steel will sport an original plot and not be simply a warmed-over third-rate remake of a previous effort. C’mon, Warners, we’re talking about the family jewels here!

Production is expected to begin next year with a 2009 release.

ELAYNE RIGGS: Baseball, comics and all that jazz

elayne200-9141497It’s said that there are only a few established art and entertainment forms that America can truly call its own — baseball, jazz music and comic books.  It’s a bit of a hubristic statement, not surprising coming from a country as relatively young yet as vast as our own.  It almost sounds as if we’re trying to convince ourselves of our own cultural relevance — even more so because we realize that each of these things has its roots elsewhere.  But hey, so do most of us.  And just as this “nation of immigrants” has brought disparate peoples into a “melting pot” atmosphere wherein their contributions have mixed to form a melange all its own, so have jazz, comics and baseball taken previously existing elements and turned them into something new and unique.

Now, I don’t know much about jazz, so I leave that topic for someone more savvy than me to tackle. But speaking of tackling, George Carlin has a famous monologue where he contrasts the essential natures of baseball and (American) football, so I thought it would be interesting to compare baseball to “mainstream” (i.e., primarily “Big Two”) comics. I believe the two have more things in common than many people may realize. Both are team efforts in which individuals can excel and stand out, but which have the best outcome when everyone involved is working toward the same goal (in baseball, winning the game; in comics, telling the story). Both have bullpens and wacky nicknames (as Stan Lee well knew), and both have equally enthusiastic fan bases. And while the split between baseball fans and comics fans has always been presented as a “jocks versus nerds” scenario, both of those stereotypes have been pretty well dismantled in recent years. Despite American baseball still not being gender integrated (but hey, it only took a century from its inception to integrate the game racially) it boasts male and female aficionados of a wide age range. Despite American mainstream comics being largely created by and targeted to straight white post-adolescent males, they too have drawn in male and female readers and admirers of all ages.

There’s something quintessentially welcoming about the game, and the literature, of amazing visual possibilities and poetry – something that can’t be squelched by all the talk about contracts and exclusives and all the business stuff that’s extraneous to spectators, that’s beside the point of what happens between the white lines or the black borders. We all know it’s there, and admit it has its place, but that it’s more the realm of the voracious media who need their daily dose of sensationalist copy and crave the breaking story even when it’s a non-story. Mountains are made from minutiae – is this pitcher healthy? What about that book’s lateness? Did he really sign a 2-year contract for that much money, and will it include his creator-owned work? Was he on steroids when he drew that or what? (more…)

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F&SF News & Links

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Colleen Mondor has a long essay about mysterious houses in various genres. (That picture, by the way, is the very first result for "mysterious houses," though they don’t look terribly mysterious to me.)

SF Signal thinks about who the next Grand Masters of the Science Fiction Writers of America should be.

Cracked lists the seven lamest Transformers of all time. Oh, yeah…as if being a giant killer robot who can turn into something else isn’t pretty damn cool no matter what… [via Extra Life]

The UK SF Book News Network reports on the launch of Galaxiki – a wiki-editable virtual galaxy intended to become a gigantic collaborative writing project.

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Cartoonist Doug Marlette Dies In Crash

2777500744-7601044Pulitzer Prize-winning editorial cartoonist Doug Marlette, creator of the newspaper strip Kudzu, was killed in a car accident this morning in Mississippi.

According to the Associated Press, Marlette was a passenger in a car that struck a tree after skidding on a wet road. The car hydroplaned and struck the tree, killing the cartoonist. Marlette was working in Oxford, Mississippi, with a high school theatrical group that was mounting a musical version of Kudzu.