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J-Rocktober Asian Invasion! – Lilac’s, VAMPS’, Echostream’s, and Zamza’s Worlds of Awesome!

Coinciding with NYAF and the various Asian fall harvest festivals, the first 3 weeks of October in NYC were full of Asian rock music events—from Hiroshi Kono’s Mar Creation’s J-Summit showcase at Webster Hall (10/2) featuring Lilac, to supergroup VAMPS appearing at the convention and rockin’ Roseland (10/9), to an Asian street fair (10/9) on the Upper West Side courtesy of Takaaki Ando and his team, to a complete Korea Day in Korea Town (10/9), and another Korea Day on Randall’s Island (10/10), plus XJapan’s first concert ever in the States at Roseland (10/10) after Yoshiki’s press conference at NYAF, and Hayden Brereton’s Superglorious Productions’ Far East to East Showcase (FETES) at Irving Plaza (featuring Puffy AmiYumi, Boom Boom Satellites, Zazen Boys, and Echostream—after their press conference at NYAF), plus extra nights for supergroup Boom Boom Satellites and Hiroshi Kono’s Mar Rock Record’s Zamza (10/20) at the Bowery Poetry Club (with BBS later in the week opening for Gary Numan in Times Square).  Here are my fav picks of the shows I could run to cover.

Our local and inexplicably unsigned guys, Lilac (Toshi, Cha-Cha, and Jun), turned in a sizzlin’ 45-minute set as the featured band on the preview Saturday’s J-Summit. Toshi’s musical sensibilities and stage presence remind me very much of the sensuality of Hyde and L’Arc in all the right ways, meshing well with the exuberant Cha-Cha’s power on drums and Jun (from Gelatin) on bass with his ethereal style. Songs like “Vanity,” “Feel,” and “Realize,” get the crowd (including fixture fangirls) going, and Toshi had some real moments on lead “in the zone,” while I swore that Cha-Cha was going to crack a cymbal or break a head. Their ep, “You Could Be In a Higher Place,” has a very indie sound and a lot going for it, and whilst Toshi’s lyrics do have something to say, I look forward to lyrical growth in upcoming efforts. And a special shout-out to Typherus from Boston who were a great complement on the bill with the amazing Le-ak on both lyrical power and screamo vocals. Hope to see more of them down here. A Lilac/Typherus double bill would definitely rock any veteran or potential J-Rock lover’s world. J-Summit happens approximately monthly and there’s always an eclectic and interesting artist line-up, reasonable bar prices ($3 Asahis), and slim cover ($12 at the door) for up to 7 hours of music.  See you there!

Japan’s nicest bad boys, VAMPS, lived up to their songs “Trouble” and
“Devil Side” —in a good way.  What can I say about them that I haven’t
already said in the preview? When asked what he wanted this new album to
convey at the NYAF press conference, Hyde replied, quietly, like a
mischievous kid, “Awesomeness!”  They lived up to all the hype. ($35
tix, $20 CDs/t-shirts)

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Welcome to THE NINTH CIRCLE from ‘IDEAS LIKE BULLETS’

Logo created by Ali

Extra Pulp From the Mind of Tommy Hancock
First off, thanks for all of you who emailed me about liking not only this overall concept for a column, but also the first idea that I pitched out there.  Daydream is still flyin’ about if anyone is interested…

Today’s idea that I’m shootin’ out here is quite a bit different than the previous one.  This was originally an idea for a comic, but it feels so much more like prose to me…of course, if a comic writer wanted to script it, well, I’m always open…

This is one of those that I want to hold onto rights wise and will be involved at least as plotter, if not as a full blown co-writer… So consider this notice of copyright and such as that…

Here’s NINTH CIRCLE..Hope you enjoy the pitch…let me know if you want to put your pen to it…
Outline for NINTH CIRCLE

The Ninth Circle

The title refers to the 9th Precinct, an area on the outer edge of the city. Lafayette Lane, known as Last Chance Lane to citizens, serves as sort of the Main Street, the center of the action of this part of town. This section of town is old and ran down now, but had a major heyday in the late teens, early 1920s all the way into WW II. This was a happening place, full of large buildings, theatres, grand homes, swanky clubs. Now, however, it’s a dark, dismal place with many of the same buildings there, but now they’re basically faded skeletons of the past, haunted with lost memories of yesterday and the lost souls of today.

The 9th Precinct is known as ‘The Ninth Circle’ or “The Dante Precinct’, referencing the Circles of Hell in Dante’s inferno.. This part of town is where all the losers end up. If you work for a company or the city government and they want to get rid of you, they put you in their office or working over on Last Chance Lane. If you’re a criminal and you’re hiding from the law, other criminals, and yourself, you end up in the Ninth Circle. Imagine the city as a dumpster. The rank and fetid, the foul and odorous, the really discarded and misused trash all sinks to the bottom. That’s The Ninth Circle

The best way to describe the cast of this story is as an ensemble. The area that this story takes place in is so small that its literally impossible for these people not to interact, so that will happen. Also its not like the Circle is across the world from the rest of the city, so denizens of the city will wonder down to the Circle and its citizens will climb up into the city..

This cast has one thing in common. In one way or another, they’re all losers. At the bottom. All the way down. Most strive to be more and don’t make it, but some thrive at the bottom and don’t mind it, some even learning that by falling down from way up at the top. The underlying theme of this idea from the first story on will be focused on this cast of failed spirits and how they handle chances at redemption. These dangling bits of salvation will come in different forms in different arcs, sometimes a person, sometimes an object, sometimes just a thought or event, but the cast of the Circle will all be united, albeit loosely, by how they handle chances given to them to be more than… or at least something other than what they are. Some will strive to be better, others just to be better at it, some to be good, some to be bad…. some just not to die. The bottom line for The Ninth Circle is this…There are no happy endings in the Circle…just some less sad than others.

The mood of this book will be a cross between the stark grittiness of Sin City and like stories…and the dark, yet strangely whimsical stance of Will Eisner’s Spirit. No masked hero in this, but I want it to have that ‘It might all work out/everyman’ feel to it, even though it only partially works out for anyone, if at all in the end on the Circle.

The cast listed below is the central cast for now. That doesn’t mean other characters won’t step up and most definitely doesn’t mean others won’t show up in future arcs. The cast will shift and change dramatically, just another way to show how being down on the Circle can be short term for anyone, one way or the other.

Nameless- This guy may be the closest thing to a hero the book has, but he’s actually probably the most lost of the bunch. A sign hangs on the outside of the dingy broken down ginmill that he calls an office. The sign simply says ‘For Hire.’ Our boy inside is just that. For hire for any job short of murder. Not that murder bothers him necessarily, but it comes with so many complications. He has a black and white concept of right and wrong: Staying alive and hopefully having some money is right, everything else is wrong. There are obvious signs this mid 40s low rent everyman was someone in his past, likely a pretty good policeman or investigator. He now works with no license, no badge, and no goal other than self preservation. He’s very hard boiled and extremely cynical and only has one friend, who probably doesn’t like him very much.

Nameless probably won’t stay that way, because I don’t do real well leaving them nameless, but his history is a mystery and I want it that way a while. He will most likely be the POV of many of the stories, but not all. He will be a colorful character in the book, simply because his black and white view of things is so stark, he stands out.

Detective Tom Stoddard-A policeman with a promising career once, Stoddard now finds himself the lone plainclothesman in the 9th Precinct. Perhaps the most tragic character in the book, Stoddard is a resident of the Circle only because he thought he was doing his job. One of the policemen used in attempts to get to or deal with corrupt cops, Stoddard became a liability once the cops are dealt with. Using mistakes he had made, both willingly and unknowingly, the powers-that-be offered Stoddard a ‘transfer or be jailed’ sort of deal and, being nothing but a cop, he took the transfer. The transfer and time on the Circle has made Stoddard a hard man, single minded in pursuit of justice. His justice follows the letter of the law, almost fanatically, but his methods do not. Stoddard fully and firmly believes that he must clean up Dante’s Precinct and particularly the denizens of the Circle and he will do that any way possible. Beating prostitutes and pimps, framing the wrong people, making the sure the right people end up dead, nothing gets in Stoddard’s way of solving the crimes on the Circle. He’s a stark contrast in appearance to his spirit, though. Even though age has worn on him some, he has movie star looks, Errol Flynn or some other matinee idol. He uses those looks as well, but they don’t hide at all the monster the man who only ever wanted to be a good and right cop has become.

Stoddard has particular issues with our boy, Nameless, so they’ll be seen together often.

Walden “Plato” Platen- Extravagant, over the top, constantly a performer and expert on everything, former University Professor and once Leading mind in every field, Walden Platen is now and forever one thing…An alcoholic. An older man, say late 50s, Plato, as he’s known due to his background, had issues with drugs and women through the 60s and 70s. By the time the 80s rolled around and left, he’d given up drugs, but resigned to float at the bottom of a bottle and from his professorship. He’s Nameless’ only friend and although Plato doesn’t necessarily care much for Nameless, himself, or anyone near him, he sees Nameless as his ‘cure for sobriety. Helpin’ you my boy makes sure I always want a drink when I’m done’.

Billy “Newsie” Hawke- Everyone used to know Hawke’s name. He once had a promising career as a newspaper reporter and wrote fantastic stories. One story too many, it turned out, and Hawke was revealed to be a liar, a fraud, and actually worse than that, someone who committed crimes to make sure he had stories. Vanishing from the world for years, he turned up on The Ninth Circle, running Newsie’s, a broken down newsstand he runs out of what had once been the satellite office for his old paper. A broken down vision of a man now, Hawke sells papers, magazines, and information, good and bad, to whoever will buy it. He also writes still, writing down his version of life on the Circle, hoping one day it’ll get back in print, but knowing it’ll probably only line his coffin. Hawke’s writings are another way to get this story told, even makes it accessible in prose pieces as well.

Nurse Nancy, also known as Lady of the Open Arms- Nancy Harrigan is the resident Mother Theresa of the Circle, but Mother Theresa never looked this good. Curves, honey blonde hair, and a corner on every charity movement in the Circle, Nurse Nancy helps people every day. She runs soup kitchens, free schools for children and adults, free clinics, and whatever else the denizens of the dumpster need. She is considered by many to be the sovereign saint to the people of the Circle. She also runs drugs, prostitutes, book, money laundering, and any other crime that can be profitable. She doesn’t talk much about her past, but everyone in the city knows her. She butts heads on a regular basis with encroaching gangs and crime families, but somehow always comes out on top. Nurse Nancy will welcome anyone into her open arms. They just won’t ever leave with everything that came with them.

Leo ‘Spaghetti’ Stivik-Once a prominent hitman, Stivik is now the gun for hire and only independent pimp on the Circle, the only not working for Nurse Nancy. Once in high demand, Stivik had one assignment in which he was to kill a prominent actress. He didn’t pay enough attention to know this actress had a date book that contained names of a President, two crimebosses, and various and sundry other celebrities. A veritable marked man, Stivik went on a killing rampage that, although it kept him alive, discredited him in the hitman business. Unable to get work, Stivik could only rely on the fact that no one in the world thought they could kill him. “Spaghetti” Stivik, given that nickname because of a penchant he had for pasta after murder, drifted down to the Circle to take a piece of the action there. Stivik continually attempts to become the top dog in the Circle, but never manages it. However, his reputation of being unkillable has kept him alive. So far. He runs a stable of five or so girls and a few minor criminal enterprises on the side, enough to make him a thorn in everyone’s side.

Lucie-Everyone knows Lucie. Not exactly beautiful anymore, but in no way exactly homely, Lucie has been around. Many times. Some would say she’s the female version of Nameless. She’s for hire herself, showing up on the Circle as everything from a part time girl for Stivik to a secretary to a…well, whatever was needed. Lucie is older, somewhere in her late 30s, early 40s, Lucie is friends with everyone, but doesn’t mind to make enemies either.

‘Baby’ Bella Gayle- Owner of ‘Baby’s’, Bella Gayle was a once up and coming songbird who found out too late that her face and voice couldn’t outlast the years of abuse she put her body through. After years of sex and drugs, Bella found herself working for Nurse Nancy. In a deal that most of the above cast was involved in one way or another in their past, Bella outfoxed Nurse Nancy and in the end ended up with a low rent dive she named after herself where she sings, still good at it, even though its huskier now and doesn’t turn heads as much. She has few friends in the Circle due to her dealings in the past, but she’s okay with that, because regardless, everybody comes to Baby’s.

Pastor- “Even People in Hell Need God.” Those are the words most associated for the mysterious clergyman known only as Pastor on the Circle. Using the only existing Church building in the Circle and calling it simply ‘The Church’, Pastor acts as the spiritual advisor for the lost souls. He’s been on the Circle for the last ten or so years. Considered by many to be a good man overall, Pastor is not without his secrets and these come to play often. It is unknown if he is actually a minister and what faith he actually belongs to and at various times he exhibits skills that no preacher should ever have, but overall people trust Pastor and follow his teachings. And he likes it that way.

Missy Marker-Missy is the first chance at redemption in the first arc. She’s a young girl, allegedly 18, who shows up on the Circle alone, needing help, and about 8 months pregnant. She claims no memory of who she is or where she’s been, but as the story rolls along, Missy will definitely know more than she wants anyone to know and will play all ends against the middle in search of her own salvation.

With the cast laid out, giving a general overview of the first tale I have in my head is short and sweet. After an issue introducing the cast, done I think through Missy’s eyes, Missy will literally stumble into the story and become the center of attention. Some want to protect Missy and her unborn child. Others feel like they know who she is and what that child means. Still others don’t care about the child or the girl, just what they think she knows and how much it may be worth to them. What will unfold will be murder, treachery, children, drugs, guns, and all the things that make noir great. There will be heroics within the villainy and general life and death as well.
Tommy Hancock
11/18/10
  

Ron Fortier reviews a tale that may be ‘ a new kind of Pulp’!!

PULP REVIEWS by Ron Fortier
KNIGHTS OF THE SALTIER
By William Speir
Eloquent Books
Release date – 24 July 2010
ISBN : 1609761561
ISBN : 978-1609761561
214 pages
Action – Adventure – Pulp
In the past five years, since I started to examine and review the pulp genre field, it soon became clear that there were only two really different types of pulp stories. The first is that of the lone avenger/vigilante who works outside the law to battle the bad guys. The second is the team approach wherein we are given a group of characters who act in unison to achieve the same noble goals. Generally, when reading a new pulp title, I can easily drop it into one of these two branches. It is not often that a book comes along that doesn’t fit in either of those molds as much a break them completely and provide us with a brand new spin on things. KNIGHTS OF THE SALTIER is such book and thus an eye opening pleasure for this reviewer. It is something new under the pulp umbrella and extremely well realized.

Secret fraternal organizations ala the Masons have been around for hundreds of years and have been the fodder for many a pulp adventure. From the Illuminati to the Harvard Skull and Crossbones club, the idea of a group working in the shadows to bring about political and social change has been a well worn plot device to entice paranoiac readers of every generation. What Saltier proposes in this, the first of a trilogy, is that a modern secret society has come into existence with the sole purpose of aiding the police in helping to bring criminals to justice. The group is based on the old English order of chivalry and its members, called Knights and Dames, take an oath of loyalty and secrecy to the group when being inducted. At one point in the story, the Grand Master explains to the protagonist that the only way the group can exist, per its own ideals of civilized jurisprudence is to support the legal system and never usurp the goals and authority of the police. To do so would make them no better than the people they investigate and capture. Their role is to gather evidence, behind the scenes, that will convict the law breakers, then apprehend them and deliver them, along with that data to the police.

Thus the public remains totally unaware of their existence and operations, continuing to believe that the established legal system works as it should. Thus the secrecy element is crucial as is their group loyalty. No single individual is unique or exceptional, each Knight and Dame is a vital component of the group. Which is why this particular concept is original to pulps and cleverly thought out. The philosophy behind the Knights of the Saltier (a symbolic cross shaped like the letter X) is central to the book’s plot and the hero’s reaction to it.

Tom Anderson is an ex-military engineer looking for a cause to give his life purpose. It isn’t enough to work, get paid and socialize with friends. Anderson, in part due to his inherent patriotism, believes he has more to give his country, but as a civilian is stymied in finding an answer to his moral quest. When he is approached by the Knights, he is reasonably suspicious of them and their stated mission. Most secret organizations are radical in nature, which is why the Knights’ tempered existence intrigues him and he ultimately comes to accept their offer. Once an active member of the Knights, Anderson also discovers the groups singular vulnerability, their exposure to the criminal world that they are helping the police combat.

When one of their members turns traitor and gives up the Knights to a brutal mob boss, Anderson and his new found brothers find themselves in a pitched battle for survival.
The repercussions are savage and their very struggle to survive challenges the Knights with their greatest dilemma of becoming the very things they abhor.

KNIGHTS OF THE SALTIER is a fascinating book. Speir’s writing is competent enough, although I hope as it matures; it will take on more color and verve that comes with confidence. I sense he is still feeling his way down this new literary path he’s taken on. I strongly recommend KNIGHTS OF THE SALTIER to all pulp fans. It’s not often we get something this original in the genre, don’t let it pass you by.

‘Spider-Man, You’re Hired’ Comic to Promote the Big Apple

Marvel Comics has always had a special relationship with New York City so today’s press release merely continues this. Check it out:

Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, Mayor’s Office of Media and Entertainment Commissioner Katherine Oliver, Small Business Services Commissioner Robert W. Walsh, Marvel Entertainment Editor-in-Chief and Chief Creative Officer Joe Quesada, New York Daily News CEO Bill Holiber and Editor-in-Chief Kevin Convey, and Spider-Man today announced the creation of Spider-Man, You’re Hired, an all-new comic book highlighting City resources available to New Yorkers who are navigating the job market. The comic, which features an unemployed Peter Parker starting his job search, is the Administration’s latest effort to connect out-of-work to New Yorkers to job training and placement services. It was inspired by the NYC Media original television production, “Job Hunt,” a ten-part series on how the City is helping New Yorkers to get back to work – focusing on Workforce1 Career Centers, libraries and other City services. Mayor Bloomberg made the announcement at Midtown Comics’ new store in Lower Manhattan.“New York City provides free, first-rate job training and placement assistance, and we want every New Yorker that needs help to know about it, so we asked Spider-Man to help us spread the word,” said Mayor Bloomberg. “One of the reasons we created the Mayor’s Office of Media and Entertainment was to find new ways to connect with New Yorkers. Our partnership with Marvel and the Daily News is a fun and innovative way to let everyone know about the web of resources the City has to offer New Yorkers that need job assistance.”

“Marvel’s proud to team-up with the City of New York to help inform all New Yorkers about the free services designed to assist them in finding employment. We couldn’t ask for two better leading men than Spider-Man and Mayor Bloomberg,” said Marvel Entertainment Editor-in-Chief Joe Quesada “Because even New York’s most famous Super Hero needs a day job!”

“We are always looking for new ways to reach people in all forms of media about the job resources offered by the City,” said Katherine Oliver, Commissioner of the Mayor’s Office of Media and Entertainment. “Working with Marvel, the Daily News and Small Business Services on this special ‘Spider-Man: You’re Hired’ edition is a tremendous example of how the government can work with the private sector to really help people.”

“Thank you to Mayor Bloomberg, Commissioner Oliver, the New York Daily News and the City’s great new partner, Marvel,” said Small Business Services Commissioner Walsh. “This is an exciting collaboration and a real super hero effort that will ensure that many more New Yorkers know about the City’s excellent free employment services. I’m glad that Peter Parker is helping us to spread the word to jobseekers that visiting a Workforce1 Career Center can help them get a job in this tough market.”

“As New York’s Hometown Newspaper, the Daily News is proud to use our printed pages and the power of NYDailyNews.com to help New Yorkers, like unemployed Spider-Man alter-ego Peter Parker, find work,” said New York Daily News CEO Bill Holiber. “The City of New York and the Daily News have been tremendous partners on this and other projects – such as the “Hire Me” series that partnered with the “Job Hunt” show and caller helpline – by combining our resources to help New Yorkers get to work. In today’s Daily News, not only will New Yorkers find a special edition of the Spider-Man comic created by Marvel Entertainment, but we’ve also provided readers with a guide to the city’s services for job searches, training and research. We hope our efforts not only help one of New York’s most famous super heroes find work, but other ‘real’ New Yorkers, as well.”

The recently created Mayor’s Office of Media and Entertainment is identifying and implementing new ways to let New Yorkers know about City resources available to them. To promote the City’s free workforce training and job placement services, the Office worked with Marvel Custom Solutions, a special division within Marvel Entertainment that develops innovative programs addressing the specific needs of partners and philanthropic interests, to create a special edition Spider-Man comic book featuring Mayor Bloomberg.
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Watch the Trailer for ‘Cowboys and Aliens’

I see all the trailers for the movies coming out next summer are getting ready to be put in front of all the Christmas releases.

Here’s Cowboys and Aliens, based on the comic of the same name…

Comments?

Hat tip: Wayne Chang.

Revisit the ‘Harry Potter’ Film Legacy and Enter to Win a T-Shirt

Prepare for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1 by reliving the First Five Harry Potter films now on iTunes.

Before fans see the all-new Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1 on Friday, they can now see the beloved from franchise from the beginning via their phones, iPads, and more…

And courtesy of Warner Digital, we have one Harry Potter t-shirt to give to one lucky Hogwarts aficionado. You have until 11:59 p.m. November 20 to tell us which Harry Potter film you think best adapts the J.K. Rowling novel. One entry per e-mail address please and the judgment of ComicMix will be final.

NYAF/NYCC ’10 Recap: The Hybrid Behemoth Strikes! Can it be Tamed?

It would’ve been hard to’ve topped my peak experience of my first NYAF (The New York Anime Festival), last year. And much has changed in the past year, since I’ve become co-chair of Animinicon SoHo and president of the SoHo Host Club and am working with various colleagues on playing and promoting Japanese music here in the States (from rock to jazz and latin) and collaborating with other Japanese musicians. So my perspective is…different. But I’m still a Philosopher.

Recalling the crammed chaos that’d been Saturday of the con last year, I anticipated with terror what a combined NYAF/NYCC would be like for someone with mild claustrophobia like me. With nearly 100K in attendance at peak, covering the full convention center, it was daunting. My single corner booth with the Host Club on the dealer’s floor 3100 aisle with Mar Creation was on the far Uptown end of Javits and the Anime/Manga ghetto was on the farthest Downtown end. It took you about 30 minutes to walk anywhere and finding your way amidst the crowds and roped-off habitrails of certain areas was a feat, in itself. The staff worked very hard under combat conditions and, with few exceptions, were competent and cheerful, including both the NYAF/NYCC/Reed Expo people and the Javits people. The fans, too, took things in stride and with good nature. But with such crowds and every room and event filled, lines were long, tech glitches were numerous, especially for credit card machines and cell phones, and few extra courtesies were given to press—rarely any reserved seating or moving to the front of the line. That meant getting to anything you wanted to see about an hour early…which meant you got to see/cover much less but there was more than twice as much to cover!  Impossible task.  More triage. I never got to Artists’ Alley. Blew by the Cosplay Café. Didn’t cover one whole dealer’s room and only selectively covered the one I was ensconced in. Didn’t make any screenings. Kept missing people I was trying to meet up with. It was frustrating. It did feel as though NYCC got the lion’s share of space and attention and that NYAF was encapsulated, though Lance Fensterman and Peter Tatara gave stats that support that NYAF had the same coverage and space it had last year and I believe them. But it didn’t FEEL that way.

There were hints of the happy community I’d experienced last year, but they were harder to discern amidst the crush of Stuff and Humanity.  Some of the cosplay was, indeed, awesome and some, as usual, was…unfortunate.  There was less room for dancing and singing and spontaneity, but it did, indeed, happen. (more…)

PULP AUTHOR BOBBY NASH MAKIN’ THE INTERVIEW ROUNDS…

Writer and Spectacled Seven Member Bobby Nash not only gets around to conventions, but also he’s pretty much one of the most sought after guests for interviews in the Pulp world these days. Follow the links below to two of his latest displays of questionin’ and answerin’-

Wise Words- http://louisewise.blogspot.com/2010/11/buckle-up-for-bobby-nash-pulp-fiction.html

Ric’s Comics – http://thebookcave.libsyn.com/ric-s-comics-episode-41-bobby-nash

TAKE A VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA AT THE LONG MATINEE!

THE LONG MATINEE-Movie Reviews by Derrick Ferguson

VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA
1961
20th Century Fox
Directed and Produced by Irwin Allen
Written by Irwin Allen and Charles Bennett

Not too long ago I was in a discussion with some friends who asked me if I had a chance to remake any movie with today’s special effects, which one would I do. My answer with no hesitation was VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA.

Don’t ask me why this movie holds such a place in my movie going heart but every single time it’s shown on Turner Classic Movies, I stop what I’m doing and watch it. What’s even stranger is that I really didn’t care for the TV show that was based on the movie and rarely watched it but the movie…I guess it’s because I first watched it when I was a kid and I can still get in touch with that 12 year old who saw the movie for the first time and who sat there totally hypnotized by the story, characters and action.

After we get past the theme song sung by then teenage idol Frankie Avalon (the 60’s version of Clay Aiken) we see our first view of the magnificent futuristic supersub Seaview as it leaps out of the water like a dolphin. Next to Captain Nemo’s Nautilus, The Seaview is probably the most famous fictional submarine you know. It’s sleek as a rocket with a unique transparent nose that is part of the observation deck where you can see the marvels of undersea life. The Seaview is the brainchild of Admiral Harriman Nelson (Walter Pidgeon) a brilliant, eccentric and arrogant (is there really any other kind in the movies?) scientist who is the founder of The Nelson Institute of Oceanographic Research and he’s taken The Seaview on a test run in the Arctic. Among those aboard The Seaview is the sub’s captain, Lee Crane (Robert Sterling) The Admiral’s personal assistant Lt. Cathy Connors (Barbara Eden), Nelson’s longtime friend Commodore Lucius Emery (Peter Lorre) Captain Crane’s right hand man Lt. Danny Romano (Frankie Avalon) as well as Dr. Susan Hiller (Joan Fontaine) who is observing the effects of long term undersea stress on the crew. Nelson’s sub has been considered a folly but the Arctic tests have proven the sub’s capabilities.: It’s not only the fastest sub ever built but it can dive deeper than any other sub. It carries more destructive capabilities than all the explosive power used during World War II and it has enough laboratories on board to qualify as a mobile research facility.

Nelson is deliriously happy with the results of the tests and is relishing in his sub having proven its worth. But then, during some underwater tests, icebergs batter The Seaview and the sub surfaces to find the entire sky is on fire. In a really surrealistic scene, Admiral Nelson and Captain Crane see massive icebergs smoking due to their melting from the intensive heat. Nelson contacts Washington and finds out that the Van Allen Belt of radiation surrounding the earth has been ignited by a rogue comet and the temperature of the Earth is rising. He’s ordered to The United Nations where the world’s leading scientists are meeting to try and find a solution. The Seaview makes it from the Arctic to New York in two days (told you it was a fast sub) and Nelson presents his solution: he thinks that if The Seaview can fire a nuclear missile from The Marianas Trench at just the right angle at just the right time on just the right day, the nuclear explosion will blow the Van Allen Belt out into space and kill the fire. Nelson is violently opposed as the other scientists think the fire will burn itself out once it reaches a certain temperature. The problem with this plan is that if Nelson doesn’t get to fire his missile and if his colleagues are wrong, there will no chance for another try and the temperature will keep rising and burn the Earth to a cinder.

Nelson and his crew have to fight their way out of The United Nations and back to The Seaview where Nelson orders Crane to head for The Marianas Trench. His intention is to get in touch with The President of The United States to get authorization. The radiation thrown off by the Van Allen belt makes this impossible and so Nelson decides to go ahead with his plan. The problem is this: The Seaview has been declared rogue and every submarine in the world has orders to blow it out of the water. So the intrepid crew of The Seaview not only have to make their deadline but they have to do it while dodging enemy submarines trying to stop them, a secret saboteur onboard, a giant squid, a lethal minefield and Nelson’s own arrogant stubbornness which leads his crew to near mutiny.
And what if Nelson is wrong? Will his plan doom the Earth to certain destruction?

VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA is plain good old-fashioned non-stop pulp adventure from start to finish. There’s an amazing amount of good characterization provided by the actors, especially Walter Pidgeon, Peter Lorre, Barbara Eden and Joan Fontaine. The actors play it absolutely straight and even though the science in the movie is totally goofy, they sell it. Michael Ansara is also aboard the sub as a man who The Seaview picks up on the Arctic ice and who believes that The Seaview should be stopped in it’s mission as he believes it’s God’s will that if the world should come to an end, Nelson shouldn’t prevent it. They have a really good scene where Pigeon argues with Ansara that if God believes that that world should come to an end then why did God give man the intelligence and capabilities to try and prevent that end? It’s a really tense scene that lifts the movie out of what could have been a cheesy standard sci-fi underwater adventure and gives it a little thought and philosophical substance.

The movie also has great suspense as even Lee Crane begins to doubt Admiral Nelson, who he looks on as a father and he’s torn between his love and respect for the Admiral and his concern for his men. And to make things even worse there are signs that even the iron-willed Admiral Nelson might be cracking under the strain of trying to save the world. And who is sabotaging The Seaview? Is it Dr. Hiller who thinks that Nelson is suffering from stress? Or is it the religious fanatic Alvarez (Michael Ansara)? Or could it just be one of the crew who has begun to doubt Nelson?

The special effects are what you would expect from the 1960’s but they’re awfully effective, especially the attack by the giant squid but the truly terrifying scene where The Seaview has to navigate a mine field gets my vote as the real nail biter. And the last fifteen minutes of the movie where Alvarez holds the control room of The Seaview hostage with a bomb and time is running out to fire the missile is just as good.

So should you see VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA? Hell, yes. Even though it was made back in the 60’s I really don’t think it’s dated as all in terms of story and acting. It’s a terrifically entertaining Saturday Afternoon movie that wants nothing more than for you to sit back and be thrilled by the adventure on the screen. It’s got action, suspense, one of the coolest submarines ever put on film and terrific performances by an old school cast that knows they’re making a B-movie and they’re gonna make a damn good one. See it and I dare you to tell me VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA doesn’t deserve a “King Kong”style big-budget remake.

105 minutes