April Fools Day 2009 Round-Up, part 2
Oh my lord, how did I miss the work at TÖRdötCÖM?
Either let us drag you willingly into the future, or be impaled upon the shiny, metallic spikes of our awesomeness. We will bludgeon all resistance with our second generation Kindles and Sony PRC 505s, slicing and dicing holdouts and naysayers with our sleek, sexy MacBook Airs. Now bow before our awesome new lögö. Note the umlaut—it’s totally Spinal Tap, “but way cooler,” according to our latest focus group, a culturally diverse assortment of popular sixth graders (twelve-year-olds being widely recognized as the eternal harbingers of Cool).
It must be understood that we’re not cutting ties with the geek community—rather, we like to think of ourselves as ultra-modern alchemists, painstakingly turning geek into chic. We would never attempt to trivialize the concerns of fandom. At least the fandom we care about—the kind that hangs out at the Apple Store, and look like those kids from Twilight. Young, pasty, sexy, tech-savvy, secret vampires…yes, that pretty much sums up our new target audience.
Where do we start?
- Anne Rice Admits to Writing Jesus Fan Fiction
- Krofft Brothers Give Green Light to Re-Imagined Sigmund
- Fiction World Rocked as Woman Claims No Sexual Attraction to Neil Gaiman
- Fox Cancels Joss Whedon
- PETA Unsure About Furries
- Requiem for a Filker
- Propinquity Contrivance Re-read: The Deep Purloining
- TÖRdötCÖM’s plans for ebooks
- Doctor Whodism: How the Doctor Influenced the Dharma
- Released DHS Documents Confirm Battle Schools
- Spaceglam: Will It Last?
- Shocking Split Rocks Comics World: Alan Moore Abandoned by His Beard
- Troll Nation Protests Against Derogatory Internet Slang
- Ron Moore’s Alternate Endings to Battlestar Galactica
- And for obvious reasons, one of our favorites here: Quarrels and Quarterstaffs: Shakespeare’s Robin of Sherwood on DVD. Be warned– Mark Ryan and Ray Winstone are very dangerous men.

And now, all the stories that we couldn’t run yesterday because people would think it’s another prank. I don’t blame them, I barely believe this one myself.
Yep, it was that time of year again. The highlights:
Paramount Pictures ends its tour of the 1950s, for now anyway, with the Centennial Collection edition of Alfred Hitchcock’s
Just to prove that we have some editorial process around here, this was a conversation between Mike Gold and myself on a potential article:
If you thought Harlan was slowing down in his old age, think again.
The clock has reached midnight. The unthinkable has happened, and soon, so will the worst case scenario.
Waiting For Godot, the classic Samuel Beckett play of futility and alienation, is coming to Marvel Comics, courtesy of writer Brian Michael Bendis and artist Alex Maleev.
