Looking for something to do before school or work begins again?  Well, Hulu has just added the reviled Howard the Duck to its list of free feature films.  The live-action Universal film, starring Tom Robbins, Lea Thompson, and eight different guys in an expensive duck suit, was considered one of the worst films of the year when it was released in 1986 and remains one of the most awful adaptations from a comic book.

What is astonishing is that the film was produced by George Lucas from a script by the able Willard Huyck & Gloria Katz (American Graffiti). Lucas spent $10 million to make the film which earned a meager $16 million while making Howard’s creator Steve Gerber weep.

Paul W.S. Anderson updated IGN on the status of Resident Evil IV. "I’m writing a script right now. The script side is happening," Anderson confirmed. He wrote and directed the initial film in the cycle, plus scripted the two sequels.

“Everyone at [game developer] Capcom has had their input into the idea and they’re all very excited. I don’t want to tell you what it is but it’s very exciting,” he added. "Once again we’re doing it completely with the blessing of the videogame company. We got a lot of flack [on the sequels] for, ‘Why isn’t the movie set in the mansion just exactly like the very first videogame?’ That’s just not progression for me. As the Resident Evil videogames themselves have developed in leaps and bounds — it’s like when we did the last movie people were like, ‘Resident Evil doesn’t take place in the desert. What the (expletive) is this?’ Well, where does Resident Evil take place? Does it take place in Raccoon City exclusively? Well, I don’t think so because the game has been in Antarctica, in Raccoon City, now it’s in Africa."

Anderson wrote and directed the first installment and wrote and produced its two sequels. He also directed this summer’s remake of Death Race for Universal.
 

Women in Trouble.  The very title catches your eye and automatically steers you to the B-List Exploitation movies that Sybil Danning made famous in the 1970s and 1980s. But, this is a new film with a B+/A- cast complete with Carla Gugino (Watchmen), Adrianne Palicki (Friday Night Lights), Connie Britton (Spin City), Marley Shelton (Eleventh Hour), Cameron Richardson (12 Miles of Bar Road), Garcelle Beauvais (NYPD Blue), Caitlin Keats (Kill Bill Vol. 2), Paul Cassell (Brothers & Sisters), and Elizabeth Berkley (Showgirls).

The film has been written and directed by Snakes on a Plane’s Sebastian Gutierrez. The official synopsis says, ‘A serpentine day in the life of ten seemingly disparate women: a porn star, a flight attendant, a psychiatrist, a masseuse, a bartender, a pair of call girls, etc. All of them with one crucial thing in common. Trouble.”

Gugino headlines as a porn actress, Elektra Luxxx, and Luxxx has begun a blog, talking about the film and its characters.

The film held a poster contest over at worth1000 and we show you the winning one-sheet although the Gato Negro Production lacks a distributor and release date. At that site, they expand on the premise by saying, “This is a sexy, sophisticated comedy that tracks one day in the lives of ten different women: a porn star, a psychiatrist, a flight attendant, a housewife, a masseuse, two call girls, etc… The stories interconnect. The tone is playful, smart and witty — funny, but not broad or slapstick. It is racy without being exploitative. It celebrates women. In essence, it’s a women’s picture that men will enjoy. The picture, starring several well known actors and actresses (age range 25-40), will be on the festival circuit; the poster will be used as a main selling tool. This is not a ‘safe’ studio picture, this is a crowd pleasing indie movie — so be bold!”

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Sylvester Stallone is assembling an all-star cast for his latest adventure film, The Expendables. Already he lined up Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Forest Whitaker and Randy Couture as the team of mercenaries hired to dethrone a dictator. The film has been written and will be directed by Stallone with production slated to begin in March for a 2010 release.  While Lionsgate will distribute in the UK, no word on who will release this in the states.

Jo Blo reports that Stallone is trying to entice his Demolition Man co-star Sandra Bullock to join in on the fun. She would play “a government agent (paired up with Whitaker) on the hunt for Stallone’s crew of hired guns. Delicious.”

Moviehole unearthed character breakdowns from the flick, including verification/speculation as to which actors are in the roles. The site says the film has been described as "Clear and Present Danger on acid.”

Here’s a few of the roles still being cast :

Agent Diane Lickson – C.I.A agent, based out of Langley. She’s determined to find out the identities of the hired-contractors (Stallone, Statham, Lundgren etc) but the only video footage they have of the guys is grainy and unwatchable so the facial recognition software is useless. Her colleague, agent Will ‘Willy’ Sands (Forest Whitaker), whose been out of the field for about seven years, is called in to assist her. He’s convinced the team of mercenaries is lead by someone he’s had a previous run-in with.

Church – The man that hires the ‘Expendables’ (run by ‘Barney’ and ‘Christmas’, assumingly the characters played by Stallone and Statham, respectively) to go after General Garza (who essentially runs his own island – described as a human rights graveyard). He’s an older bloke, and has a connection to the young man who Garza has apparently assassinated. This is personal, in other words. He wants Garza killed and his island burnt down. Five million dollars does the trick. (The rumor is, the role was written with Arnold Schwarzenegger in mind). (more…)

We wouldn’t have expected to find out about it in U.S. News & World Report either, but lo and behold, a genuine headline from the future:

Obama Environmental Czar Resigns

By Vic Sage | May 1, 2010 | USNews.com

(Washington, D.C.) — White House environmental “czar” Carol Browner announced her resignation today, citing a desire to “spend more time with her family.”

So there you have it. Thanks to dogged determination, a Christmas miracle, and presumably sales on the Question trade paperbacks from O’Neil, Cowan, and edited by some Gold guy, we’ll be seeing a return of Vic Sage in 2010.

Of course, if it doesn’t pan out, blame Dan DiDio as usual.