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IDEAS LIKE BULLETS FIRES ONE OFF AT YOU!
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Ideas end up in my gun in many styles, many calibers, let’s say. Some are fully formed, can’t wait to pull the trigger explosions of scene, pathos, action, adventure, beginning, middle, and end. Others are skeletal, the primary characters are there, the macguffin, if there is one, is there, too, and there’s a general flow of where things will go. But sometimes, not often, mind you, but sometimes there’s just one thing. A name or an object someone would desire. No bells and whistles, no grand plans unfolding in the always sold out movie theater of my mind. Just one thing.
That’s what I’m armed with today.
I tried a contest sort of thing in this column a while back and no one bit. But since it’s been a while and especially since ALL PULP’s had a major spike in hits lately, thought it might be a good time to do so again. What I have in my head is a singular scene, an opening scene. This short, pithy paragraph you will find below. The contest is thus-Add to what I have, go as long as you want, but at least a page. If you don’t write out a complete story, then make sure there’s a synopsis of where you think the idea would go. The top five will be posted on ALL PULP and then in a manner I have yet to decide on a winner will be chosen from the top five. That winner will be printed in one of Pro Se Press’s upcoming anthologies and will receive a percentage comparable to other writers in Pro Se’s anthologies. So, yes, this is a contest for a (albeit paltry, trust me) paying writing gig. All you have to do is make me love the story you tell starting off with this spark-
She walked into my office, moving like a song of forbidden jazz full of sultry horns, hellishly hot ivory licks, and a rolling drum beat with the cadence of exploding artillery every time she stepped. A melody that haunts your soul,weakens your spirit, and teases your body in ways that are illegal in most states.
“I know it’s late.” The melody out of her full, painted lips was as seductive as the accompaniment. Dusky, but softly tender. Like silk sheets on a cheap motel bed. “But your door was open.”
“Never closed.” I didn’t give her one inch, not moving from my reclined position at my desk, feet up on the corner by the half empty whiskey bottle, my battered fedora pulled down over my face, the shadow of the brim meeting the five o’clock one on my chin. Didn’t move a bit. Except for my eyes.
She was fully outfitted, not an ounce of meat and muscle where it shouldn’t be and enough there to be noticed. Over and Over. As she flowed across my floor, she seemed to shimmer and glow, caught in the ever changing kaleidoscope of the neon sign just outside my office window. First red, giving each swish of her hip a devilish hint as if she were tugging a pointed tail behind her. Then green, a soft green teasing that maybe, just maybe there was enough gentleness in that double barrel body to be nice to someone. And finally a swirl of blue, turquoise melting into hints of ebony. And that told the whole story. Or I thought it did.
“I need someone,” she cooed, leaning across my desk, one hand teasing its scarred top, “to go somewhere for me.”
Still didn’t move. “Surprised you don’t have a conga line of admirers, suitors, and gadflies behind you everywhere you go.”
“Oh, I do,” she laughed, rippling water running over dried bones, “but none of them will go as far as I want them to. I need someone to go to-” her words caught, not for effect, but for a moment, the act slipped. “To go to The Epiphany.”
That name brought the shoes off the desk and forced me to push my hat back on my head. This noirish fantasy just took a turn for the tricky and possibly terminal. “That’s living that only the dead enjoy.”
“Yes,” her effervescent red lips parted, her tongue carressing the bottom one like a snake on a limb. “And its where you really learn what androids dream of.”
There you go! send your entries to allpulp@yahoo.com!
Mix March Madness Finals: Erfworld vs. Gronk!
This is it… we’ve used the magic of bracketology to distill 64 webcomics down to the top two, as determined by your votes! And now you get to determine the winner of our first Mix March Madness Webcomics Tournament!
Erfworld vs. Gronk!
Vote now!
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Polling closes at 6:00 PM Eastern Standard Time March 31!
Click here to see all the webcomics and their standing in the tournament!
Twitter Updates for 2011-03-30
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Lex Luthor On Plans For Justice League, Flash, Wonder Woman Movies In 2013
Lex Luthor, evil genius and president of the DC Universe, spoke today on his plans for Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Flash, the Justice League, and of course, Superman…
…our mistake. This is actually Jeff Robinov, evil genius and president of the Warner Bros. motion picture group, which owns the DC Universe, who spoke today with the Los Angeles Times on his plans for Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Flash, the Justice League, and of course, Superman…
The first priority for the man with the ultimate say on what films get made at Warner Bros.: Finally getting the Justice League, DC’s team featuring all its top characters, on the big screen in 2013. The picture had been very close to production in late 2007 and early 2008, but was killed by the Writers Guild of America strike, tax credit issues in Australia, and concerns by some at Warner about presenting a competing (and conflicting) version of Batman while director Christopher Nolan’s films were breaking box office records.
But Robinov said a new Justice League script is in the works. Also being written for Warner are scripts featuring the Flash and Wonder Woman, who could be spun off into their own movies after Justice League.
We apologize for the confusion. And we suddenly understand why no one is talking about having Luthor in the next Superman film.
Review: ‘Tron’ and ‘Tron: Legacy’
As computers were getting faster and significantly more sophisticated, some producer was going to be the first to have computers handle the special effects in a movie. As it turns out, Walt Disney, which pioneered feature-length animation, took the plunge in 1982 with [[[Tron]]]. The film, starring Jeff Bridges, Bruce Boxleitner, and David Warner, was visually stunning in its day as you felt immersed in the emerging video game world. The mediocre story took a backseat to the imaginative light cycle races and glowing disc battles. Audiences were intrigued, just enough to rake in $33 million at the box office for a $17 million production so it almost made money using the math of the time.
Flashfoward 28 years and as computers have taken control over special effects in all media, the time struck many as right to go back and revisit the world of Tron. Disney moved cautiously, wanting to retain the original look and feel then enhance it. When the test footage was shown at Comic-Con International in 2009, they knew there was a potential blockbuster on their hands. The green light was flashed and production began in earnest.
Disney is once more leading the way, releasing this week a five-disc combo package that contains not only the Blu-ray debut of Tron, but the 3-D Blu-ray release of [[[Tron: Legacy]]] plus offering the movie on Blu-ray, standard DVD, and also a digital copy. Five discs offering something for everyone.
ALL PULP REVIEWS DARK VALENTINE!
Review of Dark Valentine Number 4, Spring 2011
http://darkvalentine.net/index.php/2011/03/rites-of-spring/
Review by ALL PULP Staff writer Suzanne Fuller
Mix March Madness: Final Four! Erfworld vs. Questionable Content!
We’re down to the Final Four– and the second semi-final contest is down to the two giant sluggers, mano a mano…
Erfworld vs. Questionable Content!
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Polling closes at 11:59 Eastern Standard Time TONIGHT!
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Mix March Madness: Final Four! Kawaii Not vs. Gronk!
We’re down to the Final Four! In surprise upsets, Penny Arcade and A Distant Soil got knocked out, so the first semi-final bout is…
Kawaii Not vs. Gronk!
Vote now!
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Polling closes at 11:59 Eastern Standard Time TONIGHT!
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Borders Executives Want $8.3 Million In Bonuses From Bankruptcy Court
The Wall Street Journal reports that Borders executives want the bankruptcy court to approve more than $8 million in executive bonuses:
Seventeen top executives are covered by the largest program, which could add as much as $7.1 million to the pay packets of leaders who stick with the company in bankruptcy. Court papers say 70% of the group have been with the company less than 18 months, and many joined Borders less than a year ago.
Bear in mind that Borders owes hundreds of millions of dollars to publishers and distributors, including $4 million to Diamond. They just closed another 28 stores last week, adding to the 200 they’d already announced. Friends of ours have lost their jobs, and more are coming as it ripples through publishing. And the folks who put us into this mess want bonuses for this?









