Weekend Window-Closing Wrapup, Christmas 2009
I’m trying to avoid declaring an end-of-year window closing bankruptcy, wherein I just close every window and never look back, and then keep no more than ten tabs open.
Okay, twenty.
Thirty.
Stop me before I ctrl-click again.
- I love this take on GI Joe and Cobra. Via Rob MacDougall.
- How repetitive humor works.
- And we shall call this Moff’s Law: Of all the varieties of irritating comment out there, the absolute most annoying has to be “Why can’t you just watch the movie for what it is??? Why can’t you just enjoy it? Why do you have to analyze it???” If you have posted such a comment, or if you are about to post such a comment, here or anywhere else, let me just advise you: Shut up.
- How repetitive humor works.
- How not to get comics work: make an idiot of yourself in public while insulting one of the nicer guys in comics. (How rude!)
How repetitive humor works.- E-book pricing from an insider: While some houses like Simon & Schuster and HarperCollins are
experimenting with windowing ebook releases, we’ve tried a more
controversial method. Ebooks are released the same day as the
hardcover, but the pricing is determined by those numbered balls you
see on lottery drawings. If the three balls come up 981, then the ebook
is $9.81. (Or $981, depending on how we’re feeling.) - How repetitive humor works.
- If I am ever a romance heroine, I will not…
- How repetitive humor works.
- People say that comics fans are crazy, but they’ve got nothing on sports fan craziness.
- How repetitive humor works.
Anything else? Consider this an open thread. Tell us what you got for Christmas!

Six more windows to close… at this rate, I’ll be down to only two hundred open windows by the end of the year. Sigh…

Back in the days before direct sales and specialty shops overwhelmed comic book sales, you couldn’t find a new comic book on the newsstands to save your soul. The theory was, nobody buys magazines between Christmas and New Years Day, and even now “weekly” magazines like Time and Newsweek skip that week. The fact was, the newsstand distributors and shippers thought that would be a swell week to take off, so they did.
One of the most important and successful garage bands of all time, the Archies return for the Christmas season with The Archies Christmas Album featuring Betty & Veronica! The Riverdale High quintet scored several top 40 hits, with "Sugar, Sugar" becoming the No. 1 song of the year. The Archies have been named one of the top ten Coolest Cartoon Rockers by AOL Music. Just in time for the Holiday season, band members Archie Andrews, Reggie Mantle, Betty Cooper, Veronica Lodge & Jughead Jones are pleased to release their new album. The Archies Christmas Party combines the best of their trademark sound with the radio sensibilities of today.
The Guest Strip Project
David Tennant announced his departure from Doctor Who during the National Television Awards broadcast.
The Sun
