Comic books, admittedly, don’t have a great history when itcomes to video game adaptations. Hell,most games based on licensed properties have a certain stigma about them. It probably stems from the fact that theyfeel like a cheap cash-in…a way to make a quick buck on a popular fad such asmovies, TV shows, and yes, comics. Now,that’s not to say ALL comic book games are bad, no; but the genre does have itsshare of stinkers. Out of all thepossible crap-fests out there, these are the top six games that should never beallowed near your console of choice…EVER.
Marvel’s Uncanny X-Men– 1989: NES
Back in the heyday of the Nintendo Entertainment System,they were making games for EVERYTHING. At the time, publisher LJN held the rights to the Marvel license, andsadly, churned out turd after turd. Oneof their biggest steaming piles was this mess, based on Marvel’s MightyMutants. What made this game sobad? Well, sadly, the technology of theday seems to be the biggest culprit. Thegame took a top-down view of the action, and since there was only so much youcould show in 8-bit, character details were pretty much non-existent. That, combined with the muddy, dirty colorsof the backgrounds and you were lucky you could see anything at all, let alonewhich character you had selected. Nothing was recognizable, despite the fact that it had a decent sized rosterselected from the books. Thankfully, it’sone of the few bad marks on an otherwise mostly successful game franchise.
Fantastic Four – 1997:Playstation
Ugh. When you talkabout ugly games, two system generations ago, we had some DOGS. 3D graphics were all the rage, and polygoncounts were climbing higher and higher. Sadly, they still couldn’t figure out that muddy background thing, andso stuff tended to blend together – badly. At least this time you could see what was happening…but it wasn’tpretty. Take a tried and true gameplaystyle, affectionately known as the “beat ‘em up”, and add comic’s firstfamily. What could go wrong? Well, how about poor control, terrible plotand just plain shoddy gameplay? First,the game is about the Fantastic FOUR…so you have Mr. Fantastic, InvisibleWoman, Human Torch, The Thing and…She-Hulk? Wouldn’t that be FIVE? Then, you have repetitive, lazy combat (anormal pitfall for the “beat ‘em up”) of miscellaneous enemies that are largein number and small in variety. Add to thatthe poor hit detection, lousy control response and just a general sense of “whybother?” and you
have this mighty gem. Fantastic,indeed.
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