SDCC: Just Be Cos
I’ve seen the Spirit of San Diego, and it’s wearing a costume.
Saturday sold out first at the San Diego Comic-Con and many dealers were wondering why the floor was more crowded on Friday. Well, that’s because Saturday night is the Masquerade. And if you’re wearing a nice costume you don’t want to, and quite often physically can’t, maneuver on a convention floor that’s even mildly crowded. So you wander the many acres of convention center space between the rooms.
And you pose for pictures.
Want to bring happiness to millions (or at least hundreds) in one day? Come to San Diego on Saturday and ask people in costumes to pose for a picture. They live for it, and I’m glad they do. They are brilliant posers, having worn out the mirrors in their houses.
You don’t have to buy a ticket, you can do it on the sidewalk. You don’t even have to have batteries in your camera, it’s the moment that counts, not the immortality.
Some of them are in this world; a sharp looking black haired guy in decent shape in a spot on Superman outfit. He was standing in the back of the room during the DC Panel.
Some are in their own world, in a costume that barely suits (or fits) them. And I wouldn’t be cruel enough to post their picture near this paragraph.
After a while you realize that no one human can know all these characters. After a longer while you start seeing costumes when all the person is is extremely stylish. I saw a guy in backwoods hippie gear and was thinking maybe Hillbilly Bears when I realized this is just how he walks the streets everyday. I asked a woman to pose, thinking her outfit was something from Sandman but she was just a very happening goth chick. And, like a true Shipoopi, she doesn’t get sore if you beg her pardon.
My favorite was the gathering of eight Doctors Who. They’re not only well into their costume and character, they’re clearly having the time of their lives. And when you take a picture or stop to smile back at them, you get a piece of it for free.


Can we hear anything over this much hubbub? Of course we can… and our spies are everywhere.
Dorothy Parker was a poet, short story writer and critic for The New Yorker in its heyday. When I was first writing, I wanted to be Dorothy Parker. Well, actually, I wanted to be Nora Ephron, who wrote a column in Esquire at the time, and who said that she had once wanted to be Dorothy Parker. A quick trip to the library, and I had an entertaining week reading her poetry. You probably know at least one of her poems, “News Item,” which goes:
Here it is Tuesday evening and we’re still debating. Should we go to the 11:59 showing of the new Harry Potter flick at the local 21-plex or catch one of the early showings in the morning? Pros and cons on both sides. But we will see the movie within the next 24 hours; count on it.
Over the weekend, I read the entire trade paperback collection of The Amazing Transformations of Jimmy Olsen. I had anticipated a rollicking journey through my childhood, since I’d read most of these stories as a kid.
When I first moved into my new home it seemed like every single day for a month I received a sales call from a mortgage company. They always asked for a Mr. Fong. When the calls first started I told them politely that I was not Mr. Fong and asked to be put on the Do Not Call list.
In keeping with the upcoming movie The Dark Knight, the next Superman movie will be titled Man of Steel. The villain…? Aww, you guessed it.
Last week’s dispatch from this quarter drew some parallels between cartooning and Fine Artsy facial studies, as provoked by an exhibition called The Mirror and the Mask: Portraiture in the Age of Picasso, at the Kimbell Art Museum of Fort Worth, Texas. A companion opener at the Modern Art Museum of Fort Worth has less of an academic mouthful of a title – Ron Mueck, plain and simple – but digs comparably deep into the function of portraiture during Times of Anxiety (which is to say, all times) by concentrating upon the assembled work of one present-day artist. Namely, Ron Mueck, Muppeteer-turned-monumental sculptor.
