Not a dream! Not a hoax! Not 1959! Archie and… Valerie?

Sweet Christmas. Daaaamn.
A few thoughts:
- Archie, you already can’t choose between Betty and Veronica.
- The first person to say anything about Archie chasing strange pussy gets punched in the neck.
- I don’t envy Archie Comics the amount of bigoted hate mail they’re going to get from a certain segment of the populace. And I applaud them for doing it. There are some people that deserve to be pissed off.
- On the other hand, maybe they’re hoping to increase sales because they’ll be bought for bonfires.
- This could be a very interesting story. Not to be confused with Stories, the 70’s one hit wonder best know for the song “Brother Louie”, which applies very well here. In fact, all you have to do is change Louie to Archie and see how little things have changed in 35 years:
She was black as the night
Archie was whiter than white
Danger, danger when you taste brown sugar
Archie fell in love overnight
Nothing bad, it was good
Archie had the best girl he could
When he took her home
To meet his mama and papa
Archie knew just where he stood
Archie Archie Archie, Archie
Archie Archie Archie, Arch-I
Archie Archie Archie, Archie
Archie Archie you’re gonna cry
There he stood in the night
Knowing what’s wrong from what’s right
He took her home to meet his mama and papa
Man, he had a terrible fright
Archie nearly caused a scene
Wishin’ it was a dream
Ain’t no diff’rence if you’re black or white
Brothers, you know what I mean
Archie Archie Archie, Archie
Archie Archie Archie, Arch-I
Archie Archie Archie, ArchieArchie Archie you’re gonna cry
PR after the jump.



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Being a Philosopher, I see Philosophy everywhere and talk

Man, he won’t even choose on a stamp, will he?
