
There’s a show on The E Network called
Keeping Up With The Kardashians. After watching that show once I am now convinced we are living in the last days of The Apocalypse.
I won’t even get into why the show makes me want to shoot puppies and beat old – it just does. Let’s just say The Kardashian family is full of a bunch of elitist assholes and it is my hope that their limo breaks down in the hood and they have to ask some poor people for help.
No, that’s not right. Forgive me for being so mean. Truth is, I hope their limo breaks down in the middle of a gang shootout and they are each shot in their plastic asses.
Oh, by the way, the Kardashian women have HUGE asses so a bullet won’t hurt.
I have sold four TV shows in my career. “Sold” meaning I had meetings at a network and they made a commitment to “develop” the show.
‘Selling” does not mean the show will ever see air. Trust me, being in “Development Hell” is no fun at all. It occurs to me while watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians that I have been barking up the wrong tree. I have tried selling shows that have some kind of redeeming message and it seems what some in America really want is the stupidest crap you can think off.
So I’m officially jumping on that bandwagon!
I have come up with the worst possible TV pitch in history…except for MTV’s Sweet 16 or The Janice Dickerson Modeling Agency. Even I can’t come up with shows worst than those.
Here’s my pitch Mr. Network Executive:
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