Caucus for ComicMix Columnists
Well, about 19% of eligible voters in the first atypically-populated state with way too much power to decide the country’s fate have spoken, Presidential campaign-wise, and rendered moot at least three candidates on the Democratic side, who are no longer Biden their time as they Dodd-er back to Washington with Gravel-y voices. Thank goodness Kucinich didn’t drop out yet, his name is awfully hard to pun. Meanwhile, a couple of our weekly ComicMix columnists have become a bit political of late; with the campaign season being so long there’s almost sure to be more where that came from. Here’s what we’ve given you this past week:
- Mike Gold – Whizzy’s Wazoo #47: The Happy Optimist
- Dennis O’Neil – The Four-Color Answer #47: Leveling down
- Me – It’s All Good #46: Everything Old is New (Year) Again
- John Ostrander – Tales From The O-zone #47: Solitary Pleasures
- Michael Davis – Straight, No Chaser #47: I Like Sex
- Martha Thomases – Brilliant Disguise #38: Leader of the Pack
- Michael A. Price – Forgotten Horrors #38: A Deeper Origin of the Asian Horror-Film Phenomenon
- Ric Meyers – DVD XTra #31: Resident Dragon Extinction
Say, did you know there was also a Republican caucus in Wyoming? How come Iowa and New Hampshire get all the press? (Just ’cause Wyoming Democrats caucus separately, two months from now?) If I were Cheyenne I would sue.

Let us now celebrate one of the greatest boons to entertainment in the entire history of film. It is seemingly small and insignificant – just a tiny speck amongst many others – but with a mere touch it can turn dreadful wastes of time into tolerable, even enjoyable, enhancements to one’s well-being.
Blame it on Bud Pollard, for want of a more readily identifiable scapegoat: Hollywood’s prevailing obsession with remaking scary movies from Japan seems to have caught fire with Hideo Nakata’s Ringu (1998), which led to Gore Verbinski’s The Ring in 2002, with sequels and imitations from either side of the planet.

As I start this column, the Iowa caucuses have been going on for less than half an hour. The 24-hour news channels, however, have been covering them, intensely, all day. The early returns aren’t in, but, since I don’t expect to finish this until the totals are final, we can keep talking.
