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It’s a fairy tale story that could only happen in comics.
Recent photographic evidence has come to ComicMix that shows that Laura Hudson, late of Comic Foundry and currently of Cerebus: A Diablog, is the long lost twin sister of Queen Beth Lowery of Waukau, Wisconsin.
Beth Lowery, according to America’s Finest News Source, was recently chosen as the consort of the Mattress King James Koepke III, Lord and Master of a vast bed and box-spring empire in central Wisconsin.
As we all know, there has been no true royal powers exercised in the industry since the passing of King Jacob in 1994. The lack of a royal presence in comics since that time has been long and bleak, with poverty, despair, and widespread variant covers roaming the land.
It is unclear what new privileges her connection to royalty will bestow unto Laura. Royal pardons do seem to be within her portfolio, and it is suspected that she may have the power to grant new royal charters to new comics distributors.
We here at ComicMIx are happy to pay homage to the newly-discovered princess, and hope that she doesn’t turn out to be one of those mad royals who runs around conventions with an axe screaming, "Off with their heads!" We got enough of that when Larry Hama used to carry swords around the Marvel bullpen.
Here is today’s list of comic-related news items that might not generate a post of their own, but may be of interest…
* The Way the Future Blogs: Proving that you’re never to young to start blogging, Frederik Pohl has started one– at the age of 89.
* Johanna notes what I think is yet another sign of the ongoing recession in comics: Stupid Publisher Tricks: Raising Price Dramatically After Order:
Top Cow offered hardcover collections of Midnight Nation (in November) and Broken Trinity (in December) at the price of $34.99. However, they’ve decided to upgrade the editions… and each book is now priced at $100. For a slipcase and poster? They may call the books oversized, but they’re now only the size of a sheet of copy paper.
* In the most interesting non-comics news I read today, Tivo reported a significant spike in "timeshifting" of primetime programming last year, particularly during sweeps periods. 54% of primetime programming was viewed on a timeshifted basis during broadcast sweeps in May and October of 2008, demonstrating a correlation between the most highly promoted programming and the amount of timeshifting among viewers.
* And speaking of timeshifting, a reminder: Wolverine and the X-Men premieres tomorrow night on Nicktoons. Here’s a teaser:
Anything else? Consider this an open thread.
It was inevitable. From a Japanese toy web site— and apparently, Barack Obama doesn’t even need Secret Service protection, he packs his own handgun. And his own street sweeper. And his own katana and wakizashi!
And best of all, since it’s the Japanese, we get to have the Star Wars reference:
Choose your punchline for this blog post:
1. Help us, Obama-Wan… you’re our only hope.
2. Obama’s private meeting with Dick Cheney.
The Watchmen marketing is going full speed ahead, now that the lawsuits seem settled. Here’s some of the DVD bait that’s been showing up on http://www.thenewfrontiersman.net, an excerpt from a 1970 edition of NBS Nightly News (anchored by NBS stalwart Ted Philips) features a special report from co-anchor Jim Sizemore looking back at ten years of Dr Manhattan.
When [[[Superman]]] whet readers’ appetite for costumed champions, comic book publishers responded and for the next decade, hundreds of characters arrived. A handful survived through the changes in publishing and most of the others were consigned to the second hand shops and the vault of memory. As a result, many fell into public domain, allowing anyone to dust them off and bring them back into print.
As a result, the notion that Alex Ross was going to spruce up dozens of heroes and sidekicks for his pal Nick Barrucci is certainly an exciting one. Ross partnered once more with writer Jim Krueger to figure out what to do with them all. The resulting series, Project Superpowers
What do you do with an army of heroes whose powers and abilities are currently familiar to generations of readers? You could go in several directions and the creators chose a tried and true concept: the heroes of World War II vanished, the world changed for the worse, and now they’re back and realize how needed they are.
The Fighting Yank is led by his guiding spirit to capture his allies in a magical urn otherwise things in the years following World War II would get darker. Suddenly, the heroes and their sidekicks are taken without permission and trapped. In the intervening years, America becomes a despotic country, casting an ominous shadow over the rest of the world. An aging Fighting Yank is enticed by the Spirit of America, a disembodied American Flag, to find the urn and release its contents. This puts him in direct conflict with Dynamic Man, who, with his family, seem to be ruling America.
When the heroes are released, they are scattered around a world they do not recognize and their powers are altered. The remaining story shows what happens next.
The story moves along briskly but that’s the problem. At no time do the creators properly introduce us to the dozen-plus heroes, establishing who they are and what they can do before telling us their old powers are changed. Nor are we really given an understanding of how America’s power is perceived around the world. Are there allies? What about the Communists in China and Russia? Also, how does the change in politics affect society and commerce? No clues are really provided.
In what has to go down as the ultimate expression of bipartisanship in a new political age, Barack Obama brought Superman and Spider-Man together to work for the good of the nation.
OK, so maybe it was actually Tobey Maguire and Brandon Routh. They were on hand at Abram Simon Elementary in Washington DC to perform some community service as part of Obama’s call to community action on the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday. But still, if he can bring these two together, peace in the Middle East can’t be far behind..
MTV News had great coverage of the meeting, including this little snippet:
Though Maguire was kept busy screwing panels of the shelves together, a short time later, as Routh pulled books from boxes to stack them in the newly built cubbies, he happened across a — no joke — Spider-Man book, and walked it over to his super-brethren.
“I think this is yours,” he said, handing Maguire the book. The web-slinger laughed, and the actors shook hands and chatted for a few moments before Routh walked back across the room to shelve “I Can Read: Spider-Man 3, Meet the Heroes and the Villains.”
“I think I can probably beat them all up,” Routh said. “Just kidding.” Crisis averted.
MTV also got video of the meeting, shown here.
The one of a kind series, Get Your War On, is done. Over. Finito. Full stop. Creator David Rees has decided to end the series with the exit of George W. Bush from the White House. If you have a problem with that, you can ask him yourself tonight– he’ll be appearing at PowerHouse Books, 37 Main Street, DUMBO, Brooklyn at 7:00 PM. If you can’t make it, just read this interview in the National Post.
Now let the healing begin.
April 4, 1979 – January 22, 2008
From a prone position while dealing with a strained back (ouch ouch ouch) here are the last few days wrap-up of comic-related news items that might not generate a post of their own, but may be of interest…
* E! Online: Veronica Mars Movie Finally in the Works . Because you just can’t get enough of Kristen Bell.
* Oh, and speaking of Kristen Bell, the long delayed Fanboys is finally coming to theaters February 6 and the first clip is now online, courtesy of Trailer Addict:
How come this never happened to me when I was working in a comics store?
* The 10 Most Unnecessarily Horrible and Horribly Unnecessary Cartoon Sidekicks. You just knew Marvin and Baby Plas were going to show up here.
* Colleen Doran posts a list of Graphic Novel Agents on her newly redesigned weblog.
* And even in bad times, Cowboys and Aliens and Platinum keep plugging along: Damon Lindelof Joins Hollywood Brain Trust On Cowboys And Aliens.
Anything else? Consider this an open thread.
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